Biden Actually Shit His Pants
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Barack never had this issue because I always packed his shit in real good.
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That one definitely sounds like it should be a government position.
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Lol lol!!!
Ass Rangers!
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Yep that’s pretty much how it happened.
LOL...crying now...ROFLMAO.....BigMikesThirdLeg.....that's funny shit, you guys are great, TY for the laugh.
Username checks out.
^yup
Got dayumm Big Mike!
BBIIIIGGGGG MIKE!
Did they make the nuns clean him up? Or is that a Secret Service duty (dootie)?
I see now what he meant .....
My butts been wiped......
must happen a lot.......lol
Joe.I.Am - Town Hall REMIX (My butt's been wiped) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWEYiIAABYw&t=0
I want the entire world to make money off the mockery of Biden, whuch will be eternal and unending.
I see what you did there…funny guy.
That's me, laughing on the outside, crying on the inside - illegitimate resident or not, this is who represents us in the world. FJB
Let's go Brandon!
I'm washing my car today and I have my white shoe polish for writing "Let's Go Brandon" on the back window.
So YOU'RE the reason that it's raining today, lol!
For sure they learn that he cant hold his poop! It makes me wonder if it was really his dogs leaving messes in the WH.
So when a former secret service agent says he was involved in highly top secret work.....
It would be "top secrete.." ?
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LOL
How will this impact America's standing in the world?
Depends.
Kek! I was wondering why he didn't have one on. Chances are it has happened before. Just not while visiting the pope.
He probably had several pallets of them on a C-17 that had to divert. In all fairness to the SS, they have not had a lot of experience with adult continence briefs due to the fact that Hillary lost.
"Paging Dr. Shott, Dr. Rim Shott!"
ah, the Nadler quick step. https://imgur.com/jqFWHxA
I’m here! You rang? ( kek!)
C'mon man, Jimmy boy was bustin some serious disco moves.
Just f’n retire. Why are you holding up progress when you can’t even get out of the way.
Everything woke man....
Jokes aside, this helps them immensely. What better way to show you've cucked a nation than by installing somebody who can't even control their own bodily functions, much less a nation in need.
This is a bonus for them. They don’t just want to win, they want to humiliate us.
It also cracks me up that they legit don't have an understanding of the need for "likeability" or charm in a politician because they haven't held an election in over half a century... They literally thought, go with Barack's guy...it'll be fine..! Stupid Baizou will love it!
POOPY VISITS POPEY.
LMFAO!!!
Get more skeptical people. This is Comms:
"Flatulence = speaking openly about cult. It makes more sense if you think about it in practical terms. How do you keep your child quiet about the cult? Answer: Every-time they say/do something that risks exposure you embarrass them with accusations of farting = they quickly shut up + instantly associate talking about whatever it was with shame.
Defecation= Evidence: This is the same principle as the one above when used for embarrassment, just the next logical step. Not “just speaking” but leaving traces of evidence somewhere. "
From DecodingSymbols. Britney Spear's dad had a Colon Rupture. Bill Gates with a jar of feces giving a speech in China post-2018 midterms. 2019 South Park episode about the obsession of getting Tom Brady's poop. Fake poop is thrown in the pool of CaddyShack and gets it closed down.
I have never heard of the poop comms - where do you learn about this stuff?
One might say he pulled it from his ass.
Low hanging fruit, but I'll updoot.
Low hanging fruit - like a dingleberry 🤣
That’s YOUR job Bones! Anyway cloned assholes don’t last long and tend to malfunction.
It never ceases to amazes me how quickly the conversation about farts and poop can become so juvenile. I love it. Good one Bones. This post have definitely made me laugh.
Your mission Bones, is to stay with him & tricorder his ass regularly. We need DATA!!!
Isn't he still on maternity leave?
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Lol thanks for the laugh
What if…. You’re not fucking wrong???? LolZ
A friend who is being slow to awaken just told me, "Shitting your britches at the Vatican is the new gold standard for Presidential fuckups while overseas."
These are the moments that I recognize as "learning."
In his defense, he thought they said it was a meeting with the Poop.
Let's Go Bathroom!
They really are going out of their way to make him look like a senile doddery old cunt.
I'm actually extremely skeptical that this incident happened at all. First we can't verify it (and who wants to verify it? Yuck.), and second they are both major agents of the deep state finally getting to meet with each other behind closed doors.
Third, his dementia has been too perfect and too convenient as a distraction. Recall when he tripped up the flight stairs? He tripped thrice and drew in his legs a little too neatly. No one stumbles on the stairs like that.
Because it's a movie.
The real person to blame is Jill Biden. Queen Wannab
That's a shame.
Oh lord, if this turns out to be true, DEM IDIOTS will try to NORMALIZE SHITTING YOUR PANTS in PUBLIC, we may be in for a real STINKER.......depends in your prepper bags now, along with the other zombie apocalypse tools you have, who knew adult diapers would be needed for survival!
Okay, guys. I don’t like Biden anymore than you, but this is sad. Please realize the someone with cognitive issues, dementia, Alzheimer’s can lose awareness of bodily functions. And too, just like us ordinary folks, can have an accident which is embarrassing. Please refrain from making fun of this.
I agree, as someone who has suffered IBS in the past this is always my worst nightmare. I wouldn’t wish this shit on my worst enemy.
Lol sorry event I couldn’t resist.
Looks like Brandon really had to go
I wonder if he did the Cornholio (poopy pants) pose and face again?
Musta been that blood puddin they had for “lunch”?!!
When in Rome 💩
Joe, the pope, not the poop!
Biden once again in deep doo doo.
Joe dependent on depends. Must have gone commando.
You realize then, that the latex masked actor has bowel issues. Everything is so bizarre.
This has to be proof positive that Biden is a white hat operation.
What other possible explanation could exist for such absurdities?!
“actual rumor”
yeah, ok
I’m sure this is true because the guy is so full of shit
The real question is, was the pope still wearing the white robe afterwards, or did he change into a brown suit?
THE PAPAL TOSSING OF BRANDONS 🌽🥬SALAD
https://patriots.win/p/13zzaV2rcA/when-in-rome/
Pope is very disappointed...was trying to talk to Biden through the stall door if he could put the old arrangements involving children back in place. When Trump told him he wouldn't honor the old children deals he took a photo and the Pope was so angry and biting his quivering bottom lip. Trump smiled though.