🚨 🚨🚨 HEY - If you guys stumble upon a MISSING $80M F35 - Have a Dr Pepper and call the police!!! 🚨🚨🚨
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How do you lose a Fighter Jet, and then actually have the audacity to ask for help find it?
They're searching eBay right now... hammering F5 lol
How do they not have some sort of LoJack on it? Milwaukee now makes beacons for their power tools, so they can be found easier than this big as aircraft.
Don't worry, the C|A already has it and fortunately they were able to commandeer the fly-by-wire controls and land it safely in Havana.
They added it to their collection of Chemtrail spraying planes, decommissioned subs, dirty nuke bombs and bio-weapons.
@ u/What-Me-Worry
I just saw this and thought of you....pretty sure it's bs:
Breaking: An unidentified F-35 fighter jet landed in Havana. The Cuban government has not released any information yet.
11:50 AM · Sep 18, 2023
https://twitter.com/RealMacReport/status/1703798594686583235
Bwahahaha!
I was totally joking and pulled that out of my ass!!
Thanks for sharing Fren! I can barely type as I'm laughing too hard!!!
Username checks out
Yep, can here to say this. It was probably remote hijacked by chyna, pilot ejected and flown to Cuba.
And describe it as a "mishap."
But hey, we've got DEI pilots now. We're good to go.
https://www.live5news.com/2019/05/15/report-details-cause-f-crash-beaufort/ same squadron October 2018 👉 The jet was from the 2nd Marine Aircraft Wing and belongs to Marine Fighter Attack Training Squadron 501 stationed at Marine Corps Air Station Beaufort, Maj. Jordan Cochran said.
You know, you're spot on. A couple weeks back I saw an article titled "Diversifying the pilot pool". Unbelievable. You'd think we want qualified pilots not diversity pilots.
Yep, DEI is more important than skillz, ability, experience. I'm seeing it happen in real time in the Totally Woke Corp for which I do contract work. All of our new project managers are DEI superstars -- they don't have a freakin' clue how to drive the databases or make actual stuff happen.
The weirdest things are so ho hum now. An alien could knock on my door and ask to borrow a cup of sugar and if I didn't forget to mention it to my family I would probably say, "That was weird." And then someone would probably ask about the weather or something. "Will long sleeves be too hot?"
Whelp...Are we to read between the lines here?
Did the [DS] just steal one of our most advanced fighter jets? 🤔🤔🤔
Anyone else find it stinkier than a pile of pig shit that they can't track or find it?
A HUGE steaming pile of... We're not buying it! Try again!
I'm guessing that's the storyline here... it will be eventually located at a Chinese base in the Caribbean, the pilot will be mysteriously enriched, and Byden will pardon him.
Yes read between the lines. F35s seem to get used for the "stealth" comms.
SC. (Supreme Court?) Nancy Mace (a kind of hammer) congresswoman commented on it. Two lakes beginning with M (lotsa water and double 13) Kari Lake? Unnamed pilot ejected. (someone testified in secret?)
Bloomberg published at 5:45. NBC at 4:46
I like this thinking...Q taught us...
If the pilot ejected wouldn't it have crashed
Depends on if the autopilot was engaged, they can actually fly themselves
If they can control your car , they can control a plane..
Again, did he eject? He may show up tomorrow with appropriate bruises, or be "transferred".
NEW 🚨 US military is asking public to help find $80 million F-35 stealth fighter jet that has gone missing
"Joint Base Charleston @TeamCharleston @MCASBeaufortSC We're working with to locate an F-35 that was involved in a mishap this afternoon. The pilot ejected safely. If you have any information that may help our recovery teams locate the F-35, please call the Base Defense Operations Center at 843-963-3600."
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-18/missing-jet-f35-pilot-ejects-south-carolina/102868732
Lockheed Martin to migrate F-35 logistics system to cloud by 2022 end
January 20, 2022
"A cloud-based network will replace the computer-based logistics system in all its F-35 fighter jets by 2022 end, reports Reuters."
WASHINGTON - Lockheed Martin said on Tuesday that a cloud-based network will replace the computer-based logistics system in all its F-35 fighter jets by 2022 end, reports Reuters. Continue reading original article
The Intelligent Aerospace take:
January 22, 2020-Lockheed noted that the F-35 will use the Operational Data integrated Network (ODIN) to reduce the human workload while delivering data in near-real time. The system will replace the Automatic Logistics Information System, which has been blamed for delaying aircraft maintenance. Lockheed said that ODIN will be delivered to the F-35 fleet later this year.
https://www.militaryaerospace.com/commercial-aerospace/article/14230926/f35-cloud-computer
https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1703569488141275272/photo/1
https://twitter.com/TeamCharleston/status/1703541506915668242
It's like a National scavenger hunt! Let's go!
Stelth
https://twitter.com/GenFlynn/status/1703722795979493477
General Mike Flynn
@GenFlynn
I thought this was an @TheBabylonBee
article for a second…you know, the stealth thing got me. Maybe the plane was playing hide and seek.
I’m glad the pilot ejected safely.
This is really not good. All sorts of issues come into play, never mind showing our rear end to our adversaries.
I’m all for transparency, but this is ridiculous.
And @seanmdav
your point is spot on. The BILLIONS being spent in Ukraine support a corrupt regime and not a war-winning strategy.
#MAGA2024 is vital for America to recover from the death spiral we are currently in.
Joe Biden’s Pentagon can’t find a freaking F-35 jet, but don’t worry—they know exactly where all our money in Ukraine is going. twitter.com/LucasFoxNews/s…
11:49 PM · Sep 17, 2023
Naaaah, i think I'll keep it instead
Right? The second amendment wasn’t restricted to “muskets”
Give me a holler and we’ll straighten the frame and bang out the sheet metal. May fly a bit crooked but as we’ve seen in “Maverick” it’s more about the pilot than the plane.
Hey happy to go halfsies with you on the maintenence. You can have it on weekdays and I'll take it on weekends and we'll split the holidays
It'll probably buff out and pass the E-check in Ohio -don't need to worry about safety inspections there... if it run just drive it!
Joe told you that you'd need one:
https://i.imgflip.com/5mta07.jpg
u/#q1971
This is what i meant in my earlier comment...Q told us.
Still flying on autopilot???
Wouldn't it run out of fuel by now???
https://media.128ducks.com/file_store/c19cd778caf30251a99c4d4c74b32c7232570baf0832644ca16812faf6f5c74a.png
Total cover story...
Questions:
Why is the plane lost?
Why are they TELLING the world the plane is lost?
The pilot put the plane on autopilot before ejecting - Is that normal operating procedure?
https://www.rt.com/news/583116-f35-mishap-pilot-eject/
These are the real questions. Maybe along with IS a plane actually lost? This is utterly bizarre. The U.S. Military doesn't just lose fighter jets. Maybe somebody else does.
As u/Lyonessrising pointed out:
That stealth tech must be legit.
I'll bet the Chinese spy balloons can find it!
So the Marines couldn't spring for one of those GPS/Bluetooth tags people use to find their luggage?
I'm gonna be pissed if they insured it through USAA and my car insurance goes up.
Air tag that runaway. lol.
https://www.live5news.com/2019/05/15/report-details-cause-f-crash-beaufort/ same squadron October 2018 👉 The jet was from the 2nd Marine Aircraft Wing and belongs to Marine Fighter Attack Training Squadron 501 stationed at Marine Corps Air Station Beaufort, Maj. Jordan Cochran said.
Thanks for that!
Your welcome 👍
Ha, I don't feel so silly now when I forget where I parked my 97 POS!
They really need to start putting "If found, call ___" stickers on their equipment.
Kek
KEK
"Off we go, into the wild blue yonder" AI took the initiative to leave the bonds of Earth to touch the face of God.. 😁
Oh I can just hear the Flat Earthers.
I don't think it was "lost". Just flown to the nearest Chinese air base (Cuba) by a compromised, well-paid pilot.
Nobody got it. Were in devolution. They already lost. Were just showing their level of incompetence to the normies. Each time it gets more absurd.
Thanks fren!
Maybe lost in a boating accident? Happens all the time
Kinda like people’s guns😂
Military is the only way…………..wait what. Maybe God is the only way.
I wont be surprised if somehow Israeli suddenly be able to develop its own stealth fighter
Why would they need a plane to re-engineer that? They can just look at the intel and plans our dual-citizen senators and reps give them. Far easier.
That skin coating, painting, and material on the jet exhaust are all top secret material that until i post this, no other country knows the detail about, even US allies (they got the “export version”). Russia can built better jet performance wise but stealth? They aren’t comparable in RCS. Su 57 still have 6x the RCS of F35 and 15x the F22. The coating and the nozzle exhaust are the only thing they still can’t figure out.
Depends on why he ejected. If it was a flight control failure and the jet was in level flight, it could have gone a long ways. If he squawked Emer before he got out, the FAA should know where it went down.
Ejection seats transmit a signal when a pilot bangs out, the time and co ordinates will be known exactly
Yep, but the plane sometimes can go quite some distance before hitting the ground. I remember the time when a pilot got in a PIO (pilot induced oscillation) situation where the jet becomes uncontrollable. When he punched out the jet stabilized and flew for many miles.
When your stealth aircraft is too stealthy :)
Hopefully it didn't have a bomb!
Wait what did Brandon say about F-15? Maybe someone is taking him up on it.
Interesting. Who was the 35th President? F-35 .. Fitzgerald - 35.
You never know with odd stories like this, especially when picked up by major news outlets. Maybe I've been reading too much DecodingSymbols blog kek.
It’s on autopilot, probably going to run out of gas over a populated area (pray nobody is injured). Another distraction.
Wish i could give you extra updoots for Dr. Pepper TaQo! 😺
The reference: Get out of the plane, go to a local farmhouse...
Hilarious! 😹
You might have to push all the CHICOM spy out of the way in the surrounding woods.
Does anyone else find this ironic ????
---> https://greatawakening.win/p/17r9WPoxZC/-coms-today-we-wish-our-usairfor/c/
The Air Force didn't lose one of their planes. I find it in bad taste that the Marines lost one on the Air Force's birthday.
Thank you for that point of clarity.
u/7Nick9 pointed this out earlier, but I missed it.
Hey, if I find it I'm claiming salvage rights!
Well, if one or more disappear also, I think we all know where they went...
Start watching for fires in those areas.
Losing control of an airplane AFTER THE PILOT EJECTS is par for the course. They are not equipped with remote control. If the "mishap" was a failure of the aircraft onboard systems, that easily could include any transponder signals.
A classic example was the loss of a Canadian CF-101 at the Abottsford BC Air Show in 1976, where the airplane came apart in mid-air and the wreckage landed in the U.S. https://aviation-safety.net/wikibase/wiki.php?id=54979
At this point, I'm wondering if the F35 incident happened at all.
Think about it... what's the range on that aircraft? "Hundreds of miles?"
Unless it came down in the ocean, there's enough population on land in say a 500 mile radius of where it "allegedly" was ditched. Provided, it wasn't refueled midflight or gracefully landed remotely.
Right now, I'm leaning towards it being a WH op, most likely just through MSM channels to make Bidet's military look like a bunch of buffoons. Where the line of demarcation is between "our military" and theirs, eludes me.
They found its debris field. End of mystery. You have an immense overestimation of how much popular surveillance is available when unpopulated land is involved. I once had fifteen acres of undeveloped land in a rural setting, and went out to it by myself just to look around. A five-acre portion was unharvested forest. I was in the middle of that when I realized that if something happened to me, my cries for help would not be heard by any neighbor...who would never have known that I was there. That was a creepy enough realization that I immediately got out of those woods and left for home.
Anyway, all the knee-jerk conspiracy options are so much nonsense. There have been missing airplanes before. I'm just mildly surprised that so many here are acting like it is something new.
Probably included as a "Thank You!" in the billions given to Iran ( but of course, THAT money can't be used for terrorism, nuclear weapons, etc.) If you are an American of ANY notoriety (journalist, politician, famous person), then you would be crazy to travel overseas right now, because this deal with Iran is essentially an open invitation to be arrested, or possibly kidnapped, by quite a few countries.
Rumors of the jet landing in Cuba.