CrowdStrike CEO looks SCARED. I think the globohomos are nervous. NESSUN DORMA!
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There's WAY more than meets the eye going on here kids...
This would be like getting an update for mspaint and the same thing happens. We need to dig on this...
I have no idea why I am laughing so hard at the thought of opening paint and getting the BSOD.
My days with Windows are almost over. I'm going back to Linux. Only reason I switched was due to some contract work I had many years ago.
Lolol now that's comedy 😁😁😁
Yeah... wish I could completely scuttle windows but high end engineering software/hardware not supported on Linux yet...
vmware is free now for personal use
Have the same issue in a way. If I want to do some work at home, the SW only runs on Windoze. A Linux version is supposed to be in the works, but cross compatibility would be required for the applications to run on existing equipment.
What kind of high end software. I used to use protools and finale (I'm a musician) and there are now FOSS alternatives that are better. Been 100% off windoze since 2015
For everything I do, I usually require that the client setup a jump box that I connect to that has all the tools/apps I need to do my work. If I was running a command over a local client access protocol and the connection was disrupted, the command would end, and that would not be good.
There may be Linux apps to do same thing, but the time it would take me to install them, and become proficient with them (figure them out), I don't want to have to screw with them.
Look at the screen utility on Linux
man screenI mostly use screen but I hear tmux is the new and better version. It’s just too complicated for me and I only want a single window
What kind of engineering?
The anonymous kind...
oh yeah the shit pile is steaming
it looks like the shit pile is on top of his head.
The fact this outage started just a couple of hours after Trump signaled the death message (Nessun Dorma) shows just how insanely fast things are moving now.
I've been online wayyyy too much this week, and it's still hard to keep up.
Me, too... barely sleeping since Saturday 💔🤬
Those who know cannot sleep. Me too J1D.
So true...8 years of barely sleeping it's a wonder I'm not cranky...
Ah. Yeah. I forgot about that.
It probably means “who know what’s coming for them”, but might mean “who know what’s going on” too.
I've been sleeping poorly for a while now. Sat just made it worse.
Me, too Shalimar...hard to turn off our brains...
Same here brother.
and indeed nessuno dormire that night...
He certainly does. How many times did he blink his eyes? And why does he have time to stop and talk with media?
Is he telling us something in morse code?
SOS?
MOMMY ?
DRINK MOAR OVALTINE?
That's it!!
Didn't CrowdStrike do the DNC server?
Yes...think Russiagate
That the look when you know you are about to get sued for billions and lose a lot of business.
That look you get when you realize the people you did this for are not happy with your performance because it should have been worse.
He's having the FIGHT or FLIGHT or FREEZE RESPONSE.
He's SO upset, that the body cuts off unnecessary functions like talking to give all the energy to whatever response you need to have. So his body is shutting down his speech so he can use the energy for fight, flight or freeze. So he's choking on his words.
I guess I would be too if I was the CEO for a company specializing in assassinations. They received a large deposit after Seth Rich died. Did they have a hand in what happened to Trump?
Anons, I think this implies this is a White Hat move, not a Black Hat move.
Yes, he must realise that being on the news means he is no longer protected. It's setting the stage and he knows it. That's the thing with Q - it must increasingly weigh on their minds they have it coming. We play with it, they are targeted by it. When they realise nothing can stop it - that must be like a long drop.
Yes, Doctor.
He'll "fall" out a window over the weekend.
Killary will say how sad it was to see him at such a young age commit arkancide with two shots at the back...
...or get hung up on a doorknob
…in the back of the head…
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…TWICE
Poor Vince Foster...he had no idea what fate awaited him...
Looks like he's afraid they will delete him for allowing this to happen. He is scared shitless
Whay's up with that hair?
Dunno, but I had the same stupid style in 3rd grade.
lol
Not sure, all I can think of is Cameron Diaz in "There's Something About Mary" and what she put in her hair lol.
Of course he does. Depending on how he answers likely decides whether or not he suddenly gets suicidal
This guy doesn't know what happened. Could this be a white hat operation? Remember when a backdoor was found in crowdstrike and it was there for years before they found it? The only thing This guy knows is that the shows over.
Global elites lose pants trying to save face.
Channeling NYT World War II headline.
I counted ~10 blinks in the space of a few seconds...You are absolutely correct!!!!!
Also, he is like a puff ball ready to explode...wonder if he has a diaper on to catch the overflow of the gurgling stomach contents????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Probably a hack that opened the servers to the WH's and they are extracting the info they need.
Don't think it's that considering it causes Windows to boot loop infinitely.
Or this was WH's way of stopping a different kind of bullet that was planned for Friday (like what I don't know, but if everything was down then the plan couldn't be carried out)?
It did what is was supposed to do…. Strikes a crowd of people and it is a legal way to essentially hack the world in the open.
This redundancy circle they chase is exactly like blaming the gun instead of the shooter.
They do this to force companies to keep purchasing so called redundancy…..
Chasing redundancy is an infinite game. It is cheaper to advertise that then to train people to take care of infrastructure. It also gives IT people clout to be proud of.
This is guy is just the patsy for when it fails -on purpose- and he realizes that and almost has a heart attack.
Now they will again say we neeed more —redundancy
Anyone thinking this was a WH operation to get ALL THE DATA from CrowdStrike to use as evidence?
What a week to remember! Can't wait to see what happens tomorrow.
If this is George Kurtz, who is the founder and CEO of Cybersecurity, he was the Founder of Foundstone and chief technology officer of McFee! He also authored “ Hacking Exposed: Network Security Secrets & Solutions” SO….I do believe there is MUCH, MUCH MORE going on here!
If I remember correctly, Black Rock and Vanguard, which own a significant portion of Crowdstrike holdings, was put on notice by a hacking group not too long ago. And I think Crowdstrike was put on notice, too. I could be mistaken about that part, but I do know Fink and associates were. And I think it was the same group that has been targeting Disney execs and doing the shit out of their accounts.
Watch the whole interview. He's just choking on his saliva. Or post-nasal drip. Happens to everybody sometimes. He takes a sip of water and is back to normal, no nervousness, no more rapid blinking, answers questions calmly and coherently. I've had this happen to me on conference calls too, and I'm sure I looked like a mess.
I'm not defending the guy, and I think there is more going on here, but this is just a very short clip and it is taken out of context.
I don't see this video as proof that there is more going on here... but I do think there is more going on here. That same thing has happened to me before, and it wasn't because I was nervous. But I do think there is additional shady-ness surrounding all this.
for real, sometimes you get a dry throat 🤷♂️ i'd probably have a cigarette too if i woke up to having screwed up businesses and infrastructure all over the world.
not saying he's innocent. far from it. its an interesting vid, but defs not conclusive of anything
He can barely talk!
Scared or tired, though I wouldn't expect such a CEO position to be the one staying up all night trying to fix it.
He's definitely looking at some lost cash though.
Maybe he knows something we don't (yet). I figure if his software took out 911 in various places across the country, and forced hospitals to cancel surgeries and other things relying on WindoZe computers, there is probably a good chance that some deaths could be caused by this. That won't be fun for him at all.
Look into CISA head name Easterling. Quite an idiot.
He screwed up. He was supposed to shut shit down during the election.
The Dragon lifted up its head by accident and the whole world saw that it was real.
Hes about to go fishing on Lake Tahoe...
at least it's nice to know what caused me to get dicked over last night rolling back several customer systems.
Quiet Night shift is usually a blessing until stuff like this happens :D
Him choking there - that is on a par with Trump dodging a bullet. This clip needs clipping. Classic, perfect example.
He's really wishing, he had eyes in the back of his head. He's gonna need em.
Justice is coming
I had to deal with this all day and probably the weekend too. Blackrock and vanguard hold an overwhelming amount of shares. I'm not going to mention the Q post. I;m sure someone else has and we're probably aware.
It's very weird how our entire workforce's workstations are using crowdstrike, There is a concept in security that the more users you have using a platform, the higher the potential their is a target on your back. Windows will probably have more vulnerabilities than linux because more people use it. There is a higher "payout" for the platform with more users.
That kid was in a blackrock commercial, which is super suspect to us. I have a hard time believing this wasn't tested before it was pushed out. It literally bluescreens every PC that has crowdstrike with a 100% chance. For a company this large and successful they would have a QA team before they pushed out updates. It was a SINGLE FILE(C-00000291) that bluescreened EVERY PC THAT HAS CROWDSTRIKE. No way this passed QA. Seems like retaliation for the Trump assassination attempt and to shed light on why the hell are we making an entire country retaliate on a single platform. It might have been a hint to look into BLACKROCK or BLACKROCK AND THE KID,
That guy is a competent CEO for a multimillion dollar company as I am a roman King.