Trolling the "media" from 33,000 feet
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“These people are stupid”
And have been conditioned into being germaphobes.
Not just germaphobes.
Wholly irrational ones who can't understand that being sick is going to happen sometimes. And it is actually a part of living.
Seriously, the guy isn't even check marked. Conservative news should be running pieces on Victoria Kim for failing to notice this.
Tbf, there are some people on our side who cannot detect sarcasm and irony. And then they get butthurt and defensive when you point it out to them and then they cite other sarcastic posts that they also misinterpreted.
“This is MAGA airspace” is obviously false, especially supposedly coming from corporate employees.
To be fair, what is it, something like ninety percent of human communication is nonverbal? I can see how someone dependent on that might get confused easily.
but yeah, sometimes you just can't tell, that's why it's best to make no assumption and just fucking ask somebody if you're not sure, lol.
You would thunk Asian are smart…
In my experience, Asians tend to have a slave mindset and inability to resist the hive-mind. I think one reason Asians do well at math is because of this slave mindset. Instead of having to think creatively, they just turn into a little human calculator following orders and do as told. Slave mindset. People talk about wanting to make China free, but I don’t think the Chinese People truly want to be free. I think freedom creates anxiety for people of a slave mindset.
Plenty of valley girl airhead types.
Why does nobody do a valley girl voice for AOC? She literally talks and acts like one...
She straight up does, like, you know? Like, oh my god!
I can't swear to it, but I thought I heard her literally do the "Oh my Gawd!" at least once...
Oh goodness, that was WAAAYYY too easy!
We all need to start doing this sorta thing, it sounds like fun.
Mebe someone could run a "Satire for MSM trolling, 101" workshop. You know. Tips on how to tip the MSM authors (they're not journos).
Lol Ryan has a comedy skit along those lines. His woke vs racist video is so good.
That's quality.
His shorts are good too lol
I keep telling everyone we should all disguise ourselves as Democrats!!! It would throw the biggest wrench in their gaslighting bs.
Change your voter registration to Democrat and vote Republican lol
That's what I'm saying! Lmao
hmmmm.... fake news to fight fake news... I like it...
He wins the internet this week
Wow how rude! She never helped him take his satire to the next level. Poor Jared
NYT “journalism” is just emailing random TDS idiots on Twitter. Ok😂
I came across this on Twitter. It took me a moment to realize this was satire by looking at some of his other posts, responses to them, and common follows with other satire accounts. (There is a whole genre forming on Twitter of conservatives pretending to be liberals satire developing in Twitter.) The NYT is so anxious to find events that fit their narrative that the minute they see something that appears to fit their narrative, they jump on it without taking a moment to study the source.
We don't need satire accounts to make the left look deranged. They've got that covered. This stuff always reminds me of this quote from Kurt Vonnegut:
The danger is the left doubles down on the insanity because they don't understand satire. As the NYT author demonstrates.
I think the satire is done in part to get the point out while bypassing the Twitter censors, plus its just entertaining as heck.
You mean you couldn't tell it was satire from that one tweet? They supposedly sneezed into their hands on command and yelled this is MAGA airspace? Who would do that? Lol
You never know with some people. Such a one would not have been the first to do something really disgusting on an airplane.
Major keks, reporting for duty!
This man deserves a medal.
Waste their time. Expose their stupidity.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! That was brilliant!!
Does he write for BB?
Hey Babylon bee! We found a new writer for you 😂
Notthebee just posted it!
https://notthebee.com/article/this-dude-just-made-the-most-glaringly-satirical-post-in-the-history-of-the-internet-and-the-new-york-times-thought-it-was-totally-real
Here's what I don't understand
Why, after the jet takes off, doesn't everyone just remove their masks and say fuck it? It's not like they're going to open the door and throw them out.
Because before this ruling you may have never gotten in a flight again if you did that
Now that's a good answer, even if unfortunate BS
Because 99% of people will still comply with the rules. Where have you been the last 2 years?
Not on any airplanes, thanks.
Have a great day, patriot.
Incredible.
Well played!
Yes this would have been epic.
Someone sitting next to the kid should answer , “ hey kid , I’ll tell ya what you should do , tell me which one of your parents turned you into a little bitch afraid of cold and as soon as we land will call the DOJ and tell them they were there J/6 and left me home alone with Hunter Biden Chemistry set “
Robert, it was a satirical troll by the twatter writer.
just watch. They are going to ignore the text message and just say an anonymous source reported on twitter that an immunocompromised kid was crying in tears on the plane fearing for his life as everyone was removing their masks and shouting, "this is maga airspace"
🤣🤣🤣
“Sneezed directly into their hands!”
Hilarious.
That's the freedom of MAGA airspace!
Kim huh? What kan I say? America is destroyed from within by the snakes and their eggs.
bro give us that #!!!
I call bullshit on this post. Was Jussie Smollett one of the attendants?
No, it was Obama. Then everyone clapped.
Masterful!
I hope your son is under ten years old. If he's 22, you got a problem.
Can we start a fund for this genius?
I feel like I owe him a coffee.
What "happened" on the flight was that the leftist tyranny STOPPED happening. I just flew yesterday morning -- too early to witness this first-hand, but I'm already looking forward to the return trip!
FINALLY -- sanity returns to one area of our lives.
That reply tho. Damn, i felt the burn thru my phone. Priceless!haha!
Not sure I could possibly love this any more.
Holy shit that's amazing...
He should have fed her a bunch of bullshit, they would have put it on front page.
You need to sign your boy for Boy Scouts or some other manly pursuits so that he doesn't grow up to be like his dad.
What an ass.
Based satire Chad.