Catturd: Morning - 5 days now with no food or water.
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Claims bowel blockage, but we all know it's a hairball.
KEK
Rotflmao! Internet, well at least GAW post of the day.
Negative Ghost Rider. Carnivore diet, cats (and us humans) thrive on eating meats, avoiding harmful sugar and carbohydrates.
smooth movements; 'nuff said
If you do it right, not a lot of those movements.
Metamucil ftw.
Bezoar
LMAO!!! Sorry, Catturd. 😸😸😸😸
Heavenly Father, please give Catturd's doctors a clue to ease his sufferings. Amen.
Let's hope that "clue" doesn't lead to targeted "illness"
I'm referring to a past thread where it took several days to get to the idea of bowel obstruction, because as a nurse pointed out, that should have been in the first three things considered for his symptoms.
Praying for your full recovery Catturd.
Praying the Cat can once again Turd.
Seriously, we need you here with us for the long haul!
This is the great irony of it all. Catturd can't poop. It just isn't fair. Why couldn't he be stuck up in a tree or something?
Get well soon catturd!
I wanna LOL, but I feel so bad for our cat fren.
I hesitated on trying to be funny about such a serious issue and then I thought, "What would catturd do?" I think he would try to be funny about serious things, because that's what he does everyday. We're all cheering for you catturd! Be well and may your full health return soon!
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That’s not going to work with this I’m afraid. It appears he is being treated the right way. Praying surgery can be avoided!
Ivermectin works on everything.
Not necessarily by itself -- I'd take it with whatever else I needed -- but dang -- that stuff is close to a panacea.
Well the thing with a small bowel obstruction is that is a mechanical issue. A loop of bowel has twisted around on itself usually. Ivermectin isn't going to fix that. Giving the bowel a break from working by sucking your gastric juices out hopefully let’s it turn around on its own.
But I do agree ivermectin is miraculous for many diseases.
For an SBO? Bro needs an NG tube down his throat sucking out the blockage from behind, sounds like that's what he's getting.
Source: had an SBO once, not fun.
So did I, but was mercifully on a dilaudid drip. Don't remember much from that week, but was in no pain.
God, please help Catturd with his bowel blockage. May he experience a quick and full recovery. In Jesus’ sweet name we pray, amen.
Amen.
Amen
Ugh... Sounds like cat has an NG tube. Those friggin suck! Had one for 21 days. Nothing to eat or drink but ice chips.
Prayers towards cat dude. Kitty lives matter.
They suck worse with a mask over it.
God bless you. You make my day each time I read a post. I will keep you in my prayers.
God please heal and protect him and us all.
🥺🙏🏻
I pray God blesses you with success and healing and meets your every need!
Cats get worms so easily. It's embarrassing for them they get the big 'Ol dook belly and they get all self-conscious with little maggots crawling out their butts.
"Bowel blockage" sounds much better.
Get well soon!
Bowel blockages are no joke. They should ask Big Mike for help, he's an expert at removing bowel blockages.
no he'll just jam it in farther
kek
Hope you feel better soon! Your humor brightens my day!
Wow! Hope they fix the problem soon. In my prayers.
God Bless you and I wish you a complete and speedy recovery. You are a bright and funny spot in GAW!
Five days with no food? If you were a dog, I'd start digging a hole.
You’ve never heard of people fasting? The body can survive a lot longer.
Thought 3 days no water would kill you? 3 weeks no food.
I assume he is on a drip then or something.
It was a cat joke. The human being presents himself as a cat. When a dog is preparing to die, it will stop eating. Once it stops eating, a dog will live five days or so before dying.
Now that I have killed the joke dead as a dog, I wish Catturd a speedy recovery!
Jesus Christ for one.
Humans are sometimes known as the fat ape. We carry significantly more body mass as fat than other primates: ~15% for males, normally, and low 20s% for women. We store a lot of extra energy because we're nomadic, migratory hunter-gatherers. Sometimes you go a long time between meals in such a life style, so evolution selects for those of us who can pack on a big reserve.
It's also why we have diabetes. We're designed to accumulate the reserve, but also designed to periodically empty it. Modern people just don't empty it and that causes disease.
Just think how much better you would be if you had your jabs like you were TOLD.
I agree - ivermectin and Psalm 91
Good choice.
I was in a similar situation yesterday. Stomach pain, throwing up from my toes --> bowel obstruction. Go to the ER and I am suddenly surrounded by fledgling surgeons looking for practice and moolah. Said nose tube, surgery - I said nooooooo, I want to wait this out. Gave me morphine and Zophran, always entertaining. IV saline worked its magic. Nature took its course; they looked disappointed. (This all was within a 24 hour period.) Five days is a different thing, of course. Wishing Catturd all the best!
Thank goodness you're better. I need to go get checked out. Haven't really number two'd in 3 weeks! No real discomfort. Interesting.
A gastroenterologist visit is in order. That said, read up, make your own decisions, careful who you trust.
I had a great conversation with a nurse while there. She said she doesn't trust any of her brethren and is shocked by the lack of critical thinking/the low bar in medical care these days. Insurance companies call the shots and are our doctors now.
Glad you are better.
Thank you 🤗
Been there, done that. It turned out I have Crohns Disease. Praying for a nonsurgical resolution. God bless.
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Get well soon Catturd!! Being sick sucks
Someone feed this cat some tacobell, Stat!
Stuff should be renamed to colon blow.
Can cats drink apple juice?
Celery..the toothbrush of the bowels
Man I hope dude is okay. Did he catch covid or was this something else? I could see catturd being a big enough threat where someone sonewhere might want to do something about it
Will he be required to be vaxxed in order to have the surgery done? Two of my "friends" were told to take the shot before the surgeon can do an operation on them and they willfully took the shots without questioning it. Plus there's a couple of people on here saying that they or their loved ones have to take the vax in order to have the surgery...
Is he being slow motion suicided?
Pump the IVM and HQC and some good ole' FIBER.
Good luck. Hope that Vet know what he's doing.
God bless your little furry body and praying He heals you Catturd we love you!
Wait, I thought you made it home?
He did, this is an older post.