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How do they come up with this stuff? (media.greatawakening.win) 🤡 Clown World 🌎
posted 3 years ago by bubble_bursts 3 years ago by bubble_bursts +404 / -0
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– Hemanbattlecat 57 points 3 years ago +57 / -0

Have all forms of birth control just evaporated?

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– TheyWereCones 37 points 3 years ago +37 / -0

Theyd rather murder than think to prevent the pregnancy in the 1st place

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– Starseed 30 points 3 years ago +30 / -0

This is what pisses me off the most about the subject. Every single argument i hear from them relies on the belief that there should be consequence free sex. Dont want a baby? Dont have sex. They cant comprehend this statement because of how sexualized everything is. Everyone is constantly horny and when you mix ignorant brainwashed people with the big horny you get lots of babies that are now on death row.

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– ChronicMetamorphosis 12 points 3 years ago +12 / -0

Dont want a baby? Dont have sex.

Or just pull out.

The Romans called it "Coitus Interruptus".

https://youtu.be/Bpol6LDuJbU

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– MAGAdeburger 10 points 3 years ago +10 / -0

Correct. It's not that hard... that's what she said...

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– Starseed 10 points 3 years ago +10 / -0

Even then pullout isnt 100%. You know whats 100%? Not having sex. Its not that hard. If youre really that horny then do oral.

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– ChronicMetamorphosis 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Even then pullout isnt 100%.

Everyone should take some time to research the female reproductive system to see how much is against the sperm.

You will see there is a reason why guys have so many of them.

If you fail at pulling out, you either were too late or it was an immaculate conception.

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– JizmJunky 7 points 3 years ago +7 / -0

Been pullin out for years son! Its quite effective

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– FractalizingIron 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

You called him "son", so obviously it's NOT as effective are you say it is!

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– VetforTrump 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Failure to launch isn't pulling out lol, just yanking your chain, no pud intended lol

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– Space_Monkey 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

That's not what they teach in school. Seriously.

I surmise in most cases the ineffectiveness is due to the man's lack of self-control and/or honesty.

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– OriginalRealityCheck 8 points 3 years ago +10 / -2

Most of the baby killers are Lesbos anyway, so why should they worry about abortions????

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– HenryBowman1984 8 points 3 years ago +8 / -0

So how are they breeding if they’re lesbos? Inquiring minds and all...

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– deleted 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0
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– Starseed 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

Lets just pool our funds to create private prisons called "horny jail". Every parent that gets an abortion gets a bonk on the head and sent to horny jail.

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– Phishhed44 8 points 3 years ago +8 / -0

Most lefty loons are butt-fugly so sex being normally out of reach...anything goes. And that explains them loving masks too? IMO.

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– VetforTrump 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Any doctor who participated outside of swell defined legitimate medical procedure in a hospital, should get 20 years min. Anyone else decided to be an abortioner, same thing.

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– LadyBoothall 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

Starseed you are absolutely right. No one is understanding actions have consequences.

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– BigMikey 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

I mean how fucking hard is it to just pull out?

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– suave200 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

ya ladies, just tell him you want a facial.

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– FractalizingIron 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

"consequence free sex"

This is the definitive crux of the whole issue. Child murder is resulting because people want to live without taking any responsibility for consequences.

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– huntfishpede 25 points 3 years ago +25 / -0

Its the only way to appease Moloch!!

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– Phishhed44 14 points 3 years ago +14 / -0

🎯

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– TheyWereCones 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

True.

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– Miztivin 11 points 3 years ago +11 / -0

That's because planned parenthood sells dead babies then donates the revenue to the DNC.

Pleanty of solutions to keep birthrate low. To keep people from getting pregnant no matter how poor and dumb they were.

They dont want that. Doesnt make them big bucks.

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– TheyWereCones 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

True. Fucking gross!

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– AmberWins 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

And with the hysteria, it's as if we're to believe that Trump himself is going around in the middle of the night inseminating women who wake up one day and say, "What's this?? A baby??"

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– TheyWereCones 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Hah!! How did this happen?!?! 😂

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– Space_Monkey 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

DJT: "Is that supposed to be a bad thing?"

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– Bully_Solution 12 points 3 years ago +12 / -0

Don't abuse the masktards. They just don't know about condoms.

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– OriginalRealityCheck 7 points 3 years ago +7 / -0

Similar. Except that condoms actually work!

They very rarely break, but if one does there's always the day after pill....

I know one gal who tried to hook her boyfriend into marriage and/or Child support by getting pregnant. When he called bullshit on it, she got an abortion. She probably knew it wouldn't pass a DNA test. Turned out to be a Lesbo....

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– Survey_girl 7 points 3 years ago +7 / -0

there's a whole lot to unpack there.... geeze that made my head hurt a little.

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– NCSWIC17 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Ditto

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– huntfishpede 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

They have sufficiently limited the oxygen to their brain so they can only think what CNN tells them

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– bubble_bursts [S] 9 points 3 years ago +9 / -0

Now now, that would be oppressing birthing people! This is a clown world.

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– young_roshi 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

It's unconscionable to oppress ALL birthing people, meaning men, women, womyn, and all the other 300+ gender expressions that exist thus far!!

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– OriginalRealityCheck 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

My conscience don't go that way....

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– Knight-errant 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

Nooo you don't understand, I have to have reckless unprotected sex with strangers! ...Why? Because, well, er... because I JUST HAVE TO, OK YOU MISOGYNIST!?

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– DaesDaemar 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Get the snip snip then and leave the unborn alone.

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– y000danon 1 point 3 years ago +2 / -1

I legit just pictured ugly ladies evaporating

Have all forms of birth control just evaporated?

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– bubble_bursts [S] 34 points 3 years ago +34 / -0

For me "government mandated pregnancy" is when government tells all the companies to fire those employees who refuse to get pregnant. Is it on the cards? kek!

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– kish-kumen 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Fucking... Totally underrated comment. This should be at the top!

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– BoatingAccident 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

That’s for sure the only way that ugly bitch would ever get impregnated

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– Space_Monkey 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Government mandated orgies.

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– bubble_bursts [S] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

aka Obama White House parties

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– CirclebackGinger 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Bahahaha! Bloody brilliant! Somebody should meme this! 😂😂😂

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– bubble_bursts [S] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

What do think with this

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– CirclebackGinger 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Hmmm, 🤔. Is there a way to make it more obvious with the wording that her getting pregnant was mandated? Obviously we know that b/c of context, etc. but I’m just thinking about anyone not privy to our convo would get that she’s being fired for not getting pregnant, but not that it was mandated, hence the firing. That was just my first rapid fire thought when I read it. 😬

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– Just_dumping_fuel 16 points 3 years ago +16 / -0

imagine if you will... a world of horny libtards clammering for that unvaxx'd D so they can get an abortion to bash the fascist.

sorry kids, this part of the war is for the young man. I have to step away. I have noodelled crazy back in the day for the war efforts. now I pass the bottle of jack to you. remember, don't drink it all at once, drink half before, then half after to forget.

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– bubble_bursts [S] 11 points 3 years ago +11 / -0

Get back in there soldier, you gotta job to do!

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– Phishhed44 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

😂👆🏼

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– Knight-errant 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

I'm not touching any libtard regardless of how horny I may be lol

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– dec3169 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Technically that's what the condom(s) are for.

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– SBDAmerican 9 points 3 years ago +9 / -0

Two can play this game. "Retroactive at-will abortions of any Lefty member of government will be allowed without limit."

See? You just make up s**t up and write it down. Then press "Save".

Easy-peasy.

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– bubble_bursts [S] 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

I will call it historic abortion reperations. Hey we should try and spread this around before people catch on to what it really means.

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– kish-kumen 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

Post death abortion. You dig up the corpses of the Dead, and kill them again!

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– CirclebackGinger 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Retroactive....Bahahahaha 🤣 I see what you did there. 😂😂

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– deleted 9 points 3 years ago +9 / -0
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– LucilleBrawl 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

HahahahahahahHahahahahahahaha!!!!

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– Yeetthedems 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

KEK.

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– Phishhed44 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

u/#kek

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– young_roshi 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

I mean, some of these liberal land-whales would need government mandates to have someone impregnate them. And alcohol, lots of it.

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– kish-kumen 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Govt mandated impregnation is the only way some of these lefty sluggo women would ever be eligible for an abortion (ie pregnant) in the first place!

I'm a man, but if I identify as a pregnant female can I abort my make-believe fetus?

Fuck it all, the world is getting to me today. I need a break from my day job, my 'night job', and the news. I feel the downward spiral coming and I need to avoid it. Time to go fishing and drink a beer or three before I blow a fucking gasket...

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– DaesDaemar 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Fortunately, things don't affect your day-to-day all that much if you disconnect from everything for a while. I do it often.

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– kish-kumen 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

Definitely going to decompress and check out this weekend. Have to come back strong and ready for what lies ahead for all of us. Don't know what it is but it's supposed to be 'biblical' ...

...and you can feel it in your bones. This change. Scary times, but exciting also.

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– OriginalRealityCheck 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Or a guy can have fake octuplets and get all kinds of donations and promotional freebies....

"Octo-man!"

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– LadyBoothall 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

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– Oldgal_frdup 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Crappie fishing on a cool, cloudy day with a container full of leeches and a cooler full of beer.

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– kish-kumen 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

That sounds outstanding!

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– Phishhed44 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

You just made me want a Markle bump thingy, and I'm a guy. 😂. PS. (fishing goood).

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– kish-kumen 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Good on ya mate! Relax, catch supper, and read a good book, all at the same time. That's the life man, can't be beat.

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– Phishhed44 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Got my feet up, pole in hand and book upended on my Markle-bump. But it itches I may have to loosen the straps?

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– Oldgal_frdup 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

I cannot believe people vote for someone as dim as this woman.

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– SBDAmerican 7 points 3 years ago +7 / -0

Based on the last election, no "people" actually did. Just algorithms and remote 3-letter agencies.

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– BoatingAccident 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Bleep brrrrrrr bloop brrrrrrrrrrrr

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– valley-lily 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

So the government, in some ethereal form, is just going to waltz into a woman's room one day and say, "Swiggity swootus, that's now my uterus"? Legit, I've seen some women truly believe this.

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– Phishhed44 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Ohhh hell...I'm busting my gut laughing now!! I GOTTA remember that.

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– valley-lily 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

I believe the original I thought up some years ago went like this: When talking to pro-abortie women who believe that babies just somehow manifest inside their wombs and don't understand that sex makes babies, just say to them, "So, what, you believe that babies just exist out in the ether somewhere, fully formed, then one fine day they spot you, slither into your womb and say: 'Swiggity swootus, this is now my uterus.'?"

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– CirclebackGinger 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Love it! Saving this for my anti-murdering babies Arsenal! 🙌🏻😂

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– LadyBoothall 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Thank you for the laugh today. Valley you are clever.

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– valley-lily 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Thank you, I try ;)

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– BigMuddyMama 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Hmmmm...This sounds analogous to The Handmaid's Tale

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– bubble_bursts [S] 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Maybe thats what they secretly want.

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– Starseed 7 points 3 years ago +7 / -0

You know what it is? Its like the thrill of the chase. Their emotions are sooooo invested in "the chase" that when they finally get what they want they realize life is now boring again and they get depressed. They are not oppressed, civil rights were fought for already, they got what they wanted. But their subconscious doesnt let them internalize this because if its true then they arent being oppressed, their opinions are wrong and just not popular at all. That would send them spiraling into depression, its an internal self preservation mechanism.

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– DaesDaemar 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

100% In short, they're unhappy people who invent drama in order to distract them from the normal things in life.

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– BoatingAccident 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

Deep Purple

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– Phishhed44 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

Fascinating take 👍🏼

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– Starseed 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Thanks fren

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– bubble_bursts [S] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Their whole identity is rooted in being a victim since they badly lack self esteem and self love. A lot of itdue to childhood abuse/neglect

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– Knight-errant 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

It's their kink.

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– FractalizingIron 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Fill us culturally challenged in on "the handmaid's tale", woulds't thou?

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– CirclebackGinger 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Basically it’s about how America turns into an f’d up theocracy and a lot of the “elites” are sterile (I think they say from vaccines, IIRC). So, they have “Handmaids” (women who are known to be fertile) that are basically owned by these elite families and the men have sex with them to try and procreate. They do this w/ the handmaiden lying in between the wife’s legs while the wife holds her arms down to the side and watches her husband having sex w/ the handmaiden to make sure he doesn’t do anything intimate like kissing, etc. Because, ya know, it’s not cheating if your wife is watching and you just do the act w/o any intimacy or feeling. 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️ There’s more to it than that but that’s the most basic explanation of what it’s about. It’s an extremely messed up book/tv show!!!

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– FractalizingIron 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Wow. Kinda sorry I asked, now!

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– CirclebackGinger 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Right? It is an extremely disturbing, perverse, and messed up plot line. You’re lucky, I gave you the very condensed and to the point synopsis. 😬😂 I needed ear bleach after listening to my coworker talk about it. 🤦🏼‍♀️🙉😂

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– TNBanjoMan 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

Looking at her face, I think she might be hoping for just that.

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– BurnerAcct42069 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

Theyd mandate abortion if they could

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– bubble_bursts [S] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

“First born tax” shudder

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– NoMaskChad 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

'If I don't get what I want, multiple, barely-related red herrings will occur!' -The Maoists

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– Jamezelo 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

I feel sorry for satire writers in these days

How can you compete when the real headlines are this much of a circus

This sounds like something they'd do in South Park lol

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– jc99ta 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

'member when Q said, "These people are stupid"? I 'member

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– DeathRayDesigner 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Oh, this is just the usual left-liberal shit-flinging, on the idea that at least some of it will stick on the wall. They are all mentally unbalanced, so there is a portion of their audience who will think it is a reality.

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– lovecymru 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

I thought the Leftist love government mandates

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– bubble_bursts [S] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

right??

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– Trumpternal 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

I thought they loved government mandates?

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– billdozer63 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Why is "don't get pregnant" not an option?

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– TrueGrit101 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Libtard woman I know told me she went and purchased two Plan-B over the counter units, just in case. Also she is a raging slut, that someday wants a baby of her own. What a nut job. She's a lawyer and is clueless. It's hard to be civil but i try to red pill in micro doses.

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– Phishhed44 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Visine in her drink...gives the shits. Some deserve it.

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– Strelnieks 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Now that actually is straight outta 1984!

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– Stumpycake 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

I had to calmly explain to someone that, no, they're not going to charge you with murder because of a miscarriage.

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– bubble_bursts [S] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Talk about the misinformation they spread.

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– DiveAndBait 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

These leftards watch too many episodes of The Handmaids Tale

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– Merkava_4 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Fine, they can hire me to impregnate women. 😁

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– bubble_bursts [S] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

are u sure? its gonna be these kinds of women

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– BoatingAccident 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

The only way this ugly bitch would get pregnant is through a government mandate

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– FractalizingIron 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

So.... government is going to make it illegal to NOT fuck around?

Seriously. Joe's not the only one with dementia.

They are all seriously demented.

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– bubble_bursts [S] 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

At the supermarket checkout:

Cashier: Please scan your "fuck around passport"

Customer (sheepishly): scans the passport reluctantly

Cashier (embarassed for the customer): Sir, it looks like you only fucked around with 2 women last week and so your card has been disabled. Please finish your quota and then you can buy your groceries

Customer: I fucked around with a lot more, I swear. Just sadly, they all turned out to be trannies and didnt count. Can you pleeeeease make an exception? My kids have been starving for days ... pleeeeeeease

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– SirSaturday 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Welp, might be the vaccine is going to start offing people big time and we’ll need all the Human Resources so maybe that’s why they’re going hard on abortions.

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– MZakOne 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

LOL. this is so easy I actually feel bad for them. God wins no deals.

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– posdnus 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Here's what you need to understand ... the woman isn't wrong ... the NWO will do that - there's a reason why they are doing this.

Evil gets to rule for 7 years after we're gone.

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– bubble_bursts [S] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Yep they have movies showingthat stuff.

Butguess what? We aint going nowhere!

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– VoatAnon1984 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

She’s is the mayor of WPB, Fl. She is a dumb fuck.

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– Kilowatt2066 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

What a moron playing on the stupidity of their voters

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