LEL - Russia has ordered a DNA test on Griner to prove whether s/he's male or female.
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Oh f*ck, he's going to a Russian male prison. I am certain he is questioning his life choices now......
...... where he will get to fulfill his dream of being a female for thousands of hardened Russian criminals.
Ha… hardened.
Oh FFS I'm a 54 year old grown woman and I'm snickering like a 12 year old adolescent boy.
50yo man - I’m right there with you 😂
https://youtu.be/F1lJFlB-89Q
Same age and a woman too. We were born same year. 😀
Kek
brutal.....
"Fun times ahead" Draymond Green
who said that "he was being sent to a Penal" colony?
The Gateway Pundit https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/08/wnba-star-brittney-griner-found-guilty-drug-charges-russian-court-prosecutors-seek-9-5-years-penal-colony/
lots of peni there..
Nearly spat my coffee out then.
At least you didn't snort
That was Salty Cracker.
Male, he had undescended organs at birth, and his doctors should have noticed that as undescended testicles are common among boys born prematurely. It tends to self-correct by 4 months, if not, it needs to be treated to avoid complications later in life, such as infertility and testicular cancer.
And thinking you're a girl.
At this point, they're connected to what should be his spine.
I think this is fake news.
Not to be stupid but they can't tell by looking?
LOL! Can't wait for Twitter to Reeeeee over this biological FACT!!!
Yeah, it's a man, Baby!
The "Reeeee" heard round the world?
😘😉😎
This is hilarious. Very few people, save Libtards and Twitter bots, give a hang about this situation. Who knows? Maybe She/He/Ze or whatever may learn to regret their actions (ha!) and appreciate US freedoms - which sadly appear to be dwindling by the day - and as so many have pointed out - will no longer have to suffer through the US National Anthem.
Lmao, we will all know soon!
Michell Obama has fooled a lot of people.
Only some of the people, some of the time! :)
Interesting! Ripping the mask off this "woman" would certainly grease the skids for the truth to come out about Big Mike!
If that's true I honestly cannot wait to see people's faces!
Anybody think Griner (and maybe MObama) are hermaphrodites? And the parents' had to select a gender to raise the child? The thing with MO though, pics show her as a man in several 'appearances' prior to BO's rise in politics.
If this is the case, I feel some pity. That has to be tough growing up with. I also think 9 years is a RIDICULOUS sentence for the crime, but those are Russia's laws. I mean, you CHOSE to live there, probably should've checked up on MJ laws in country.
The story is bigger than what is being reported. This was not just a single vape pen with oil it was a bunch of it for distribution.
Oh, and dude was not a hermaphrodite just decided to take advantage of a women's college scholarship under Obama's new tranny college rule. Let the piece of shit rot in Russian jail forever.
Until I see evidence of that I'll doubt it. Makes 0 sense.
The story about the college ball has been everywhere when he went from male to female. He did that in 2009 to take a women's scholarship. He also did an interview in 2014 where he said he was a trans female but was also a lesbian. He is married to a chick.
Sorry I don't have the sauce on the fact that it was more than one single use vape pen but think it was on Patriots.
Makes 0 sense is a pretty ridiculous statement. Everything we have learned over the past 5 years would qualify for your "Makes 0 Sense" qualifier.
I believe it.
It's that "lefty" toxic masculinity they always accuse us of.
Steal scholarships from women. Pretend that you can make a better woman than we do.
Not going to fall for your dialectic. Produce evidence or fuck off
Her Dance on the Ellen show sealed the deal for me. That's not normal.
Male, he had undescended organs at birth, and his doctors should have noticed that as undescended testicles are common among boys born prematurely. It tends to self-correct by 4 months, if not, it needs to be treated to avoid complications later in life, such as infertility and testicular cancer.
But they marked him down as F. Who know what happened at 4 months.
There's more to it than just testicles though...
My thoughts exactly- or klinefelter?
Big Mike packing heat
If they need a microscope, that should tell you something...
😂😂😂
Wait a minute maybe I have this figured out maybe griner won't let them look at the privates down there because maybe griner also identifies as a 9-year-old?
It's a man baby!
https://patriots.win/p/15JAOJ8SO8/remember-the-photos-comparing-ra/c/
In particular, check out this awesome comment: https://patriots.win/p/15JAOJ8SO8/x/c/4OcP0GQ5SeW
This could be one of those incredible red pill moments. If this woman is really a man, then who else is?
I just listened to a bit of a random interview with Griner, that is definitely a man talking.
I hope they order one for Big Mike
There's a guy on TS who is adamant it's a woman. It's almost like he's a lefty who is trying to gaslight and tell us what a woman is. Maybe he has a crush on her and wants it to be a woman so bad. I dunno.
Has he seen the pool footage? That ain’t no woman.
^^^ THIS ^^^
He doesn't even ACT like a woman.
If a woman had a flat chest, she'd still cover it with a bikini top. She wouldn't go shirtless like a man.
Are you speaking of Big Mike or Brittany Griner?
Griner
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Griner claims to be a woman who is a lesbian and is married to a woman. Why is that so hard to understand you bigots. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"a woman who is a lesbian with a dick and is married to a woman**** ...FTFY
A straight guy with a grift.
FIFY.
classic lol
If he is adamant he should stand and deliver.
I think he should bend over and cough
Let the DNA test tell us. Easy peasy
I think I saw that account. It's probably his wife otherwise how would they know what's in his/her pants. The account speaks as if they have intimate knowledge.
Are you assuming she tells the truth?
Or that she was told the truth?
Was she there when he was born?
Or is that the story the family circulates?
Oh….this ought to get interesting!
Shouldn’t this have been obvious on the initial strip search? 🤔
Depends on whether Griner's had reconstructive surgery or not.
Yummy image. 🤢
Someone somewhere theorized that Grimer was born a hermaphrodite with a micropenis and that the parents could not tell, so they raised him/her/it as female.
I don't believe it. Sounds like a cover story.
That dude ACTS like a dude.
He's been a dude all his life.
He likes guy things, like professional basketball, off-roading, and women.
On the other hand, it COULD be true. Or he could be a chimera. A natural one.
But it's unlikely.
I figure he's a dude with a grift.
I am guessing that they have already seen him/her/it naked in the Russian prison and even in the showers and locker rooms of the WNBA teams that he/she/it plays on. For that reason, I don't think Brittney is hanging dong like that other dude who swims for UPenn. That dude is definitely running a scam. He gets to shower and change with a bunch of fit women his age, make them all have to look at his dong, doesn't even pretend to like dudes, and he gets to annihilate them in competition. He literally just grew his hair out and gave himself a new name that is just a shortened version of his given name.
Is the betting window open?
Weather
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
If it walks like a duck. And talks like a duck…
If it whacks like a dick...
🤣
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His adam’s apple is very obvious in the pic.
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"
EVEN A CHILD KNOWS THIS!
They know, this is to show proof independent of all philosophical argument.
Imagine having to give back gold medals and NCAA championship.
Blood test will confirm:
Y chromosome = Male X chromosome = Female
XY = male; XX= female.
What if he's XXY?
Dna tests are racist
They are Russians not biologists! Give em a break!
Oh my god if this is how he gets outed as a dude i'm going to laugh my ass off
MOAB, Mother Of All Boners?
They'll have to test his semen to make sure...
Actually, where he's going, the men's "penal" colony, I am imagining "brittany" will be doing a lot of sampling.
updoots galore to you
Now do Sandra (Andy) Bullock
you're kidding no fking way how
I mean.. the throat gives it away https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaFju7MJrDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm6HICNk2LE
How to hide your Adam's apple for MtF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_p8-uJcF-0
Some "famous" women with Adam's apples https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6huAYICjnmw
What if....Griner is "the first arrest" and shocking the world involves exposing the shemale game at play?
It seems to be world news since it’s international between two superpowers, it checks that box at least
So.....her "ex" had twins.....
😂🤣
Now do Big Mike.
Follow the science
Reminder that it's not JUST because Griner is really tall.
The tallest player in WNBA history was a Polish woman named Margo Dydek, who was 7'2". She even got pregnant and had children, but she died of cancer.
This? This is something very, very different.
Is this true or a troll.....?
Ha ha...... his secret will be exposed soon.
Thats a man baby