He's a vegan. A surfer. And his tripod smells funny (Huh?). The man. The Legend. He is u/GoofyBeard—occasional Reddit user and crack NBC reporter who posted on r/QAnonCasualties saying that he's been tasked by NBC to write another "muh QAnon" hit piece. OK, GB! WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?
(media.greatawakening.win)
* READ LETTER INSIDE!!! *
AN OPEN LETTER TO NBC:
We heard that MSDNC is working on another "QAnon hit piece". Could THIS time mean the end of the QAnon movement? Let's talk? Maybe we can we work out a deal.
Sure. NBC wants to make the price Trump pays for directing attention to Q so high so that he'll just shut up and drop it.
What do we want? SOMETHING different from the usual MSM bullshit. We'd KILL to go up against a narrative that takes more than 30 seconds to shoot down. So, we thought we'd help you write not just THIS "hit piece," but the one you REALLY should be writing.
First, a few ground rules for our little Ted talk. Write whatever you want, but the we get to veto anything we don't like, rewrite any quotes you use, etc., and approve your final copy. OK?
What? NO?? That's what you did for Team Hillary in 2016. C'mon, man!
-KEK-
Anyway. Remember back in 2018 when Trump RT'd a few Tweets with Q content? And all it took to make Trump drop it all was a few histrionic hit pieces by the MSM?
Times have chaned, and this isn't 2018, Goofy. Ask "journalist" Mike Rothschild (assuming he gets signal down while sniffing babies down in the basement of his local day-care) how effective his QAnon hit-pieces have been, lately.
They're oatmeal. And your solution is, what? More oatmeal??
Trump isn't dropping "deboonked QAnon conspiracies" because he's bored or feeling threatened. That's YOUR fantasy. Trump is ramping up the "big Q reveal" because the 4th Psyop Wing (the ones actually running the Q team) are about to be exposed. We're going public. They're telling Trump OK, it's GO TIME.
While you were checking your kale salad for aphids (we skimmed your posts, LOL), Biden's handlers just ordered the pentagon to conduct a comprehensive audit of all psyops currently running.
This means POTATUS has reason to believe that there are military-grade psyops currently running outside his chain of command.
And, I've never said this before, but, Biden's right. There are psyops running outside of his chain of command. And WE ARE one of those psyops. And, wanna guess who's running this one?
A week or two from now, the Pentagon's report detailing every special operations psyop currently underway is going to land on Brandon's desk. The Q psyop will be in that list.
BIDEN IS GOING TO FIND US. We will be on that Pentagon report. AND THIS ADMINISTRATION LEAKS.
Five minutes after the report drops, the entire world will have definitive proof that Trump is Q+, that he knows and has always known about the Q op, and that Trump has, in fact, been running it this whole time.
OMG—Q IS REAL.
Holy shit! Who authorized this?? Who's running this? How was the Biden admin blind-sided by this??
And also on the list of psyops? Twitter. Google. And so on.
WILL NBC BE ON THAT LIST, TOO?
THE Q NARRATIVE WILL RUN FULL-BORE IN ALL DIRECTIONS. THE PENTAGON WILL BE A FIVE ALARM SHIT-SHOW FOR WEEKS ONCE CONFIRMATION OF THE 'UNAUTHORIZED' QANON OPERATION BREAKS.
And there YOU are, with mayhem going down all around you, standing with with your dick in your hands with your editors demand ing "What do you have for us??" and all you've got is 750 words from some Redditard on how someone's 'Q-tarded' uncle spoiled Thanksgiving????
OMG. Your career. LOOOOL.
Rhetorical question. But, NBC'S SENIOR VICE PRESIDENTS WILL DEMAND TO KNOW WHY THEIR NEWSROOM WASN'T PREPARED FOR THIS.
THEY'LL NEED A FALL GUY. (That's YOU, by the way, retard).
You are in serious trouble.
Here. Follow our advice and save your career. Ready?You propaganda spin-master losers masquerading as journalists need to drop fishing for clicks over at Reddit IMMEDIATELY and focus on DAMAGE CONTROL. You are 100% going to need some better and far more solid counter-narratives if you're going to still be standing after the epic shit-storm that's coming. FULL STOP.
Note, I said, "counter-narratives," because, that's exacly what you guys are, now. When this happens, it'll be official: WE ARE THE NEWS, NOW, not you.
Here are the questions you need to spin, and fast:
HOW, AND UNDER WHAT LEGAL FRAMEWORK, WAS TRUMP AND THE Q TEAM OPERATING THIS PSYOP, RIGHT UNDER BIDEN'S NOSE?
Sounds hard, right?! Where do you even start? Don't panic, we have a "cheat sheet" all ready for you guys:
https://devolution.link/
You can't spin what your readers don't understand. Wait—Trump is still in charge?? Yup. Continuity of Government. He took over the secret, shadow government that's been in place since 9/11? Get it out to your readers. Or we will.
Soon the entire world will be asking "What is Q?" And, if you guys don't have an answer—ACCURATE, rooted in truth, direct answers—the world will turn to US, to the "Q tards," and not you.
Once this framework becomes known and then becomes active, IT'S GAME OVER FOR YOU.
Who needs you once the lights come on?
Why do this for you? Because it's already too late. We just want to watch you scramble. Your shit is beyond retarded. And you should feel bad. We've endured five years of non-stop oatmeal from you journalist retards.
PANIC AT NBC.
BTW NBC you're pieces of shit.
Savage, Cats, just savage.
I really want a bowl of oatmeal now.
Here's a lame Queue joke from The Oatmeal..
https://www.theoatmeal.com/comics/queue
What the FUK is Qanon?
Per Q team:
There is Q, there are Anons, there IS NO QANON.
Q team said that … not me.
Please for gods sake quit using that MSM created label.
I hear you. My logic? Devolution is too hard for them to explain. I'd like to see them try.
Why would those MSDNC tards be checking [their] salads for aphids? I thought [they] wanted to eat bugs, after all.
Ha! There actually was a post by him in r/gardening or something to that effect.
Why is this stickied? With apologies for its length, I've been thinking hard about the post soliciting "muh QAnon stories" over at Reddit by the NBC "hit piece" producer. Nobody expects this open letter to NBC to start a dialogue between us. But, this guy's writeup asking for stories about QAnon was just so lame. I got so sick of thinking about how lame and repetitive the MSM's hit pieces are on us. They're DYING, and they don't even know it. Who knows.
OPEN LETTER IS BELOW.
No reason needed when you advance an OP with a picture of Tommy Lee Jones.
Spot on! NCSWIC! 🇺🇸
I see someone is as pissed as I was, hence my 5 posts about that sub within the past month.
Thank you for being a voice of the voiceless.
If his tripod smells funny, he needs some deodorant from "Manscaped".
https://www.manscaped.com
MANSCAPED™️ Official Site - Deodorant For Your Balls
If it smells that funky, even fantastic male grooming products will probably have trouble cutting through
OK GROOMER
Eerily, this is not /s
Friggin' stinky tripod....
The only 'normal' reason a tripod should ever smell bad is if it has mold somewhere. Can happen if you're shooting in wet or humid conditions and you don't properly dry your equipment.
If it's a motorized tripod, something could have shorted out or burnt.
Now if you dripped coffee on it, dropped it in a septic tank, a dog used it as a fire hydrant, or you used it as an adult toy... Well that's a different story.
Agreed. As a side note, if 2k youth are reading this, their leader's servant is coming for these comments... Coffee & adult toys pfft 🤣
u/#bahaha
Maybe we should all slide into those DMs and give them some truth.
This dude is a dick fart personified. Too dainty to work a real job, far too retarded to critically think. So xir became a “journalist” hoping to be there to comfort some poor unsuspecting lady receptionist having boyfriend problems (most certainly as a cover story for his closet homosexuality) - while she was undoubtedly drunk - so xir could at least have some chance of mating, to feel what it might feel like to be a maga alpha male.
Alas, goofybeard spent that night like so many others - scratching his patchy “beard” and masturbating to the Don Lemon poster scotch taped above his bed. “Next time”, thinks goofybeard, “I’ll get the girl. Next time I’ll be loved and respected for sure.”. Sadly, Goofybeard died unexpectedly soon thereafter. The medical examiner said it was the largest rectally inserted pineapple he’s ever seen. Cause of death was Covid, of course, and definitely not death by rectal pineapple. The gay bar goofybeard frequented nightly decided to commemorate xirs memory with a pineapple/captain Morgan cocktail aptly named the Hawaiian Breeze, after their beloved goofybeard and his record setting pineapple.
RIP Goofybeard, yours is a story far too common amongst the “main stream” “journalist” field. Maybe you should’ve just learned to code, faggot.
His preferred pronouns are "asspussy" and "virgin".
Like no fucking joke, I read this... whatever this is and was instantly reminded of that straight mid 30s guy who ended up with monkey pox. Its VERY LIKELY GoofyBeard was the other straight guy who had some friendly and totally STRAIGHT anal sex with him. Lucky that GoofyBeard's STRAIGHT poodle was locked out of the room or they really woulda had some wild heterosexual bros just chillin times!
I've often wondered about that drink that DiCaprio gets from his bartender in Django. Maybe that deadly pineapple was designed similarly. A stark reminder for you kids at home - don't consume your drugs or alcohol rectally! Even if GoofyBeard messaged you and said it's ok and could you please accept his FaceTime call now!? 🤣
Dickfart is the best descriptor ever also!
In other actually more important news I replied to catsfive's stickied post and can't see my reply?!? Anyone know how dat happen? [This is literally more important than anything CockBeard will ever make believe is true and publish I strongly feel]
"monotiring this conspiracy for years" = It's my baby.
Wait, I thought I was Q
QANON = MSM conspiracy theory
YES! Exactly. Its fucking irritating people here (including our Mods) keep using the QAnon reference.
THERE IS NO QANON!!!!
This was for their bebefit, frog! 🐸
Yes … I understand your intent. It’s an excellent editorial. It was imprudent of me that I did not lead with that. I just wish any allusion to our movement, by ourselves, would be addressed as The Great Awakening, or QResearch. ANYTHING but the thing we were told we were not, specifically to that by the master messenger - Q.
No P.D.,
You are Spartacus.
No, wait! I forgot...
I am Spartacus.
I AM John Galt https://youtu.be/zN6JV2GXyvg
been monitoring this conspiracy for years,
now I'm red pilled af.
This is very well thought out, u/CatsFive. Correct, the MSM has lost all imagination with their hit-pieces on us. They're unreadable. So good to give them some hints! Ha ha. Right now the sides are fully drawn, and I feel like the people that could have woken up would have, by now. There's no advantage to keeping the Q movement an underground secret anymore, and in fact with Durham coming up there's a clear advantage to having it more out in the open. I guess it's (joker) here... wee... goooo....
I concur. u/catsfive played this brilliantly!
I'd have more kind words but I literally just finished an 8 hr drive. So, Ill just soak in all this delicious salt, bread, and take comfort in knowing stinky tripod NBSleeze is here getting their souls crushed.
One question -- what in the hell is an NBC???
KEK
Non Binary Character?
No Brains Cult?
NOTHING BUT CRAP.
Nothing But Commies
Nailed it!
Another winner!
Non-Beneficial Cunts
Absolutely
Winner!
NoBody Cares
No one but Braindead lemmings . . .
Election Fraud Denier Trip Gabriel Soiled His Shorts When Don Bolduc Won New Hampshire Senate Race, In Spite Of Help For Opponent From Establishment GOP.
https://greatawakening.win/p/15JUHFqV2E/election-fraud-denier-trip-gabri/c/
Rolling Stone author EJ Dickson goes bonkers over baseless Q anon conspiracy theories
https://greatawakening.win/p/15JUHEivWj/rolling-stone-author-ej-dickson-/c/
Washington Post pushes Kim Bellware’s baseless conspiracy theory about a Q anon killing his wife and dog.
https://greatawakening.win/p/15JUHEieHK/washington-post--pushes-kim-bell/c/
Yes, lets not ever do some investigating on if its true or what is discussed.
Lets just ask someone for a drama piece to get people to make an emotional decision.
Clowns. But in reality, those who are intelligent will come seeking the truth. When they see it. It cannot be unseen.
This is fucking epic.
Out the gate, no bias. Shocker
Ah he's a retarded soybrain. That makes sense.
Tripod smells funky? Try to not put it in your butt.
Or three butts simultaneously.
Producer at NothingButCommunism News is the career equivalent of junior associate at The Gap. Aim low goofybeard, you're guaranteed to hit something.
Show us on "Lonnie the QAnonie" doll where those dastardly anti-pedo patriots touched you.
Tripods will start to smell funny when you shove them up your a** too often, genius.
I guess the pear of anguish doesn't do the job anymore? Lol
Please let us know if the retard contacts you!
10/10 chance the tripod stinks from being up his ass
Lmao. If u looking for Qanons, u come to the wrong place. Check the Libtards sites
He needs to stop putting that tripod up his butthole.
They are sending their best and brightest after us🤣