NIGHT CREW: OK, let's talk Big Pharma "get laid on a date" strategies! Any bros wanna share your best date closing lines? Are you going with "I save people for a living," or does "SHH, DON'T TELL, BUT I'VE LITERALLY MURDERED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE?" What strategy works with ze ladies these days??
(media.greatawakening.win)
PHARMA CRIME SCENE
Bend over grab your socks here comes your case of monkey pox
He he...
u/#nancypox
Is that why Scott Presler was in the hospital? /s
Aw no, don't do our guy like that...
😂😂😂😂😂😂
You win!
Many years ago I sat in a cafe with a girl and two lads - none of whom I knew. For an hour the lads prattled away, trying to impress the girl, while I smiled, winked and said nothing.
Finally, I glanced at my watch and said, "Gotta go. Can I give you a lift?" The girl stood up and walked out with me.
I guess there's a lesson there.
Wanna get outa here?
Cats, are you ...
A) riffing off u/Greekish's comment with a cultural reference?
B) hitting on u/Greekish?
C) subtly threatening to ban u/Greekish? D) all of the above? Curious how others read that comment.
Definitely (B)! Lol
The answer is in my DMs ❤️
The correct answer is A.
Try hard ya die hard
I'll bet you married her.
She doesn't sound too bright from a safety perspective though lol.
The weirdest part was Walker pointed out there were multiple casualties in his organization who got honeypotted by PV yet he didn't recognize who James O'Keefe was.
That wasn't James on the date. He has plants
When O'Keefe busted him on the spot Walker asked him "what is your name", he literally couldn't recognize him. Makes no sense.
Which makes me suspect Walker got his info a la water cooler talk from coworkers, rather than watching PV himself.
That, or "I'm literally a liar!" applies here, too.
Might recognize the face but not recall the name, especially in unexpected moment.
Still, you'd think they'd know the pattern and not to talk about dark company secrets to dates suddenly interested in them. It's not like Project Veritas is unknown.
"Screw that NDA, I'm trying to get laid!"
Boy was he disappointed. No wonder the big wig Pfizer executive threw a child like temper tantrum.
Thinking with their johnson the brain turns off.
There's a reason why they are all men who spill the beans.
This is true. Someone one really likes, a man just starts talking about himself.
Exactly
James has way too much testosterone. look what it did to him to be in the mere presence of him.
dudes can really be THAT horny
This totally explains Hitler
This horny?
"He (Hitler) is rubbing a gun on his dick" - Joe Rogan
https://rumble.com/v1n4vps-joe-rogan-watching-hitler-on-drugs.html
"So tell me more about your time at the CIA..."
There's a post around here somewhere that links to a dude on YT about turpentine, cleared parasites for him and this cured his gayness. He said he'd been mindlessly after yuckybutts for years and years until that cleansing, and in the comments more than 6 years later he said he's still macho clean.
*Consult your nearest biochemist before consuming turpentine. Or just spread some horse paste on a cracker... Way safer. But do give those parasites the heave ho. Worms are for gardenbeds and fishing hooks.
Happenstance, I'm a biochemist, and I'd way prefer ivermectin or fenbendazole etc, before turpentine.
Here’s the link. Parasites cause butt lust:
https://youtu.be/2mG7DbMQ_gM
Thanks, that's the one! (Bookmarked now.) If we convince them to take antiparasitics, and some percentage of them start having huge changes of behavior and heart, what kind of beautiful chaos would that engender?
I saw what you did there. Well played.
Ty, lol
LOL. This is good.
I spit my beer on my phone
10/10
u/CatsFive you owe me a new phone dammit!!!!
LOL
8/10
Hey Baby your name must be Pfizer because you just made my heart stop.
Kek!
I usually go the hero route by telling her that I was the guy who stood up to those tanks in Tiananmen Square.
If that doesn't work I tell her that I directed the ATF in Waco. You know, chicks dig that.
Yeah, that's the ticket!
"I don't tell everyone this but I was on the balcony" UK pedes will get this one...
Blanket, is that you?
Who?
Lol this actually may work because it's so absurd. Sarcastically try to impress by saying outlandish things. She would laugh
Too funny! Watching that queer freak out had me in stitches!🤣🤣🤣
The best part was when he's attacking the guy with the iPad, he says "You're hurting me!"
I LLOL'ed... Literally laughed out loud.
I use a couple. In the Appalachians, “Nice tooth.” Or a sure fire one is, “ I’m goin drink you pretty!”
LMAO 🐸🐸👌
Here is my #1 get laid strategy. First I get obliviated drunk, then I ramble about how I authorize insane programs such as mutating viruses with the sole purpose of creating and selling vaccines. If all else fails, I grab their iPad and body slam it from the top ropes.
Kidnapping? False imprisonment? Property theft and destruction? Is the restaurant owner now liable?
Are there laws that allow businesses to do that to prevent a robber from getting away? Not trying to imply O'Keefe was robbing the place, but I do know businesses have those kinds of locks.
Not sure, because insurance owns legislators, and liability risk comes first with them. I've only known about locking people out as being a safe recourse for the business, not in.
If we're talking citizen's arrest now, I could see that, but there's no probable cause here for that, and being NYC I'm sure the laws are against good citizens anyway... which is likely why PV booked before police arrived. I would have too, even though violence was done to them.
Whew! That's some smokin' hot lines! SO romantic!
0_0
Want to come back to my LAIR?
Eyes still blurry first thing in the a.m. I read, "I save people for a living" as "I shave people for a living." Kek.
But here's the thing .... Mr. Lied Suddenly, even if he was just trying to impress his date, was never trying to impress any ladies.
Id tell them I have the cure for winter vagina.
I usually tell them that I'm one of the 666 sorcerers who participated in the life extension ritual to keep George Soros alive. We're slowly drained of our essence, but the Lich King lives on. I explain we can re-charge some (not all) of our life essence (and therefore prolong our suffering while extending Soros's life) by having wild one night stands with the ladies.
Works every time.
"sex with a pureblood cures Vax injury" also works.
One of the few nights I go to sleep early and I wake up to Christmas again!
I got the impression that this particular fella was after a laddie and not a lady
from what I can tell he was talking to a male. was he trying to impress him to get a date? HMMMMMMMM
Big energy title. Lollll
It seems like Logic leads to Truth
My chat game needs work. I usually fall back on licking my eyebrow. Saves me every time.
I wish. We're living in Clown World.
If I was the date, I'd think, "Wow, you're using 'literally' correctly. That really turns me on."
He wasn't talking to a lady! That means you have to change your question because he is mentally ill... and I'm not.
"We told them that theeth producth weren't the fruiths of aborthion, but we were lying! Muhahahaha!"
I don’t date often…. But when I do it often includes strangulation, your neck it’s so long and supple.
And a nice bottle of Chianti
Uh, I don't think the prospective date was a lady
James clearly has some excellent quality honeydick bait. because these dudes absolutely collapse to their knees.