*pushes away from desk* *chair flips over* WHELP, I'M GOING OUTSIDE, PEDES 🐸
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Wait. This pos, es lacist.
And edited by Wang Chang.
I hope I don't catch the Ching Cheong Aids
I laughed way too loud at this.
Does anyone know what the women in gray vs women in red means?
I don’t trust pan faces
CCP is asshoe.
Let's ching the communist cheong.
High fucking energy. Love you guys.
Notice the ones in front have no masks and those behind all do. Says it all doesn't it? The communist leaders have all the privilege and the rest beg for scraps. This is what they want for America and the rest of the world.
They are ‘socially distanced’
notice how all our "leaders" don't wear masks for anything but a press event, and yet they are calling for you to be arrested for not masking 100% of the time?
They were always submission-devices to create a visible standard for a caste system.
Is this real life? 🤷🏼♂️
Or is this fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality...
Open your eyes,
Look up to the sky,
Fuck Joe Biden!
Yeah, him too!
My band has a song named ching chong.
$100 says his middle name is Chang.
That's 124 Yuan, I think.
⬆️⬆️⬆️ This Guy Chinks
Jahahah
🤣
This Pepe is awesome 😆🤣😂
I spit out my coffee while reading this… kek
I joined karate with our 9 year old. So far it has been great for my sanity.
Cosmo?
I don't know what that means.
It’s a Seinfeld joke. Kramer was in a karate class with kids. He dominated, until they turned on him as a group.
Cosmo is Kramer’s first name.
I thought it was a Seinfeld reference. I have ostracized many times for not enjoying Seinfeld.
Have great times with your kid at the dojo. Much soup for you.
Funny ha lol anyways. A picture is worth a thousand words ... What’s interesting about this photo is the 1st two rows are mask less, the people behind Xi are masked, plus notice that there is at least 4 feet of distance on each side of him, he also has two of the white cup things, while everyone else only has one. I find the picture telling me more about their structure then they realize. Xi always stands sideways, not straight forward, odd.
Who's there?
Hey, that's my rine!
Hory sheit! Stop it.
So it's true... they just throw a bunch of silver ware in the air and name their kids based on the sounds it makes once hitting the floor..
ching chang Chong Bing bang bong
I've always heard it as: "Do you know how Chinese people name their kids? They throw a frying pan down the stairs".
Btw, I have many friends from mainland China, good people, all have quit the CCP, and one lady laughed so hard at this joke. She would tell it to her friends.
P.S. Of course its Epoch Times. They rock. Go Ching Cheong!
Once in CCP always in CCP
Not true, fren. Learn:
Quit the CCP movement (Tuidang). 390+ million since 2004. I've worked on it. It's real
https://global.tuidang.org/
The CCP is terrified of this, but there's nothing they can do to stop it. Nothing.
I told that joke to my daughter, when she was around 10 years old… She replied that they use chopsticks, not silverware.
That's awesome. Those who have great snark have a great power ;)
Haha…Pepe knows!
Next reports out from Ding Donge
When Muhammad Ali was promoting the Thrilla in Manila, he said: “Even in China they sayin’ ‘Ting tang tong—when you gonna fight Flazier?’ “
Look at the second class politicos who have to wear the masks and the privileged front row politicos who don't have to wear masks. Fauci and his partners in crime have brought that same two tiered system to the US.
Mask is a social hierarchy signalling device.
First thing I noticed, too. Apple doesn't fall far from D.C.
updoodle for idiomatic folk saying kek
LMAO
I literally have tears streaming down laughing
Classic!
How do Asians name their children? They dump the silverware tray on the floor. I will show myself out.😂
I see your Ching Chong and raise you a Bing bong
https://youtu.be/poz6W0znOfk
I see your bing bong and I'll raise you a YUGE bong. 😗💨
Haha you do you, baby!
Just having a little fun 😂
You should be having a LOT of fun hahahha
Popcorn, best movie ever playing 24/7, and some of God's green medicine... I'd say I'm pretty comfy and having a blast 😊
I'm not in the same boat, I've been at a hotel for 3 days, I am in some real trouble lol but I don't want to drop that on you.
I literally considered suicide again just to get it over with.
I keep fucking myself over.
Yeah; we need you. Really. 💕
We need more patriots, do not let the cabal win. God helps KickingPugilist to overcome all his problems. We love you brother. Please keep praying and let me know you are ok. God Bless you.
no, don't think like that, we're almost there, and then we 🥳 is there anything we can help you with?
Don't do it... Starting over is hard but it's do able.. I wanna see you in heaven pede.. Love to u from a stranger..
The best advice I can give you... Is pray and lay your burdens on the Lord. God looks out for His children. Unconventional at times, yes, but He knows EXACTLY what we need. May not come in the way we want, but it's not about what we want, it's about what we need. The Lord sees your suffering and wants you to cry out to Him for help in your troubled times. His love brings peace, can confirm. And He ALWAYS answers prayers, also can confirm! So don't underestimate the power of prayer, you're literally talking to your King and Creator directly. I'll pray for you as well fren. Stay strong and don't lose hope. We know how this movie ends. GOD WINS. Love you fren
u/#topkek
Did anyone else notice the old white guy? Second from the bottom left.
Western banker perhaps?
He can smell your comment you know.
Epoch Times has a bunch of refugee staff who fled communist China. What’s the point here?
The author's actual name.
Lol. I get the joke, though sadly, those names are pretty common. I guess the same can be said about people (or restaurants) with names like:
Phu Que, Pho King