"We are going to occupy your property, destroy it, and break the peace. In order to keep doing this, we need the following comforts. Give us our demands or we will..." what, leave? OK. Cry? OK. I mean... or what? I will donate some bananas, bagels, peanuts and Cheetos to the cause.
It's been nearly a week... their soy and estrogen levels must be dangerously low by now. Can we PLEASE be compassionate and get them their essentials so they don't come down with a raging case of toxic masculinity?
Careful, they might enjoy that. There was a post on Reddit about two women having their used tampons stolen by their trans roommate who used it for tea!
Surround them, cut off ANY supply lines going into the encampment, and let citizens fire up aromatic BBQs around them so they can smell the food. If it doesn't drive them MORE insane, it may lure them out to beg for a rib or some beef brisket.
All the while, blast some Napalm Death, Hate Eternal or other equally- brutal and hard-to-listen-to music over a 10,000w PA system. They want to experience what Hell is like? There you go!
Bring some early Carcass with you as well. Symphonies of Sickness should do. On top of that, they wouldn't get the irony of the band being vegetarians kek
Starting to think these protest are controlled opposition. At least the people being put forth as the leaders are. It's as absurd as what comes out of bidens mouth. A show to demonstrate the absurdity. And to discredit potentially what is happening to innocent people. I don't trust either side.
You know you're under the jackbooted heels of a fascist regime when you have to request the tools and sustenance you need to fight your oppressors from your oppressors.
Of course, with this administration, the "Pro-Testers" will probably end up getting a commandeered 5 star hotel, machine guns, night vision goggles, encrypted radios, and air support if they can hold on for 20 more minutes.
They are all rich, entited whites so they already have iPad pros, Nintendo Switch, AirPods, and Stanley cups which is why they are not taking those as donations! Send riot equipment because their parents will question them when they see the military surplus or police depot on their credit card statements, so they can't go buy it themselves otherwise they'll get cut off.
we need to ask them if donating to the Trevor Project, GLAAD, or a local fentanyl addict I mean BIPOC will suffice.
"We are going to occupy your property, destroy it, and break the peace. In order to keep doing this, we need the following comforts. Give us our demands or we will..." what, leave? OK. Cry? OK. I mean... or what? I will donate some bananas, bagels, peanuts and Cheetos to the cause.
It's been nearly a week... their soy and estrogen levels must be dangerously low by now. Can we PLEASE be compassionate and get them their essentials so they don't come down with a raging case of toxic masculinity?
I'll send over a box of transgender tampons
80 grit sandpaper
Careful, they might enjoy that. There was a post on Reddit about two women having their used tampons stolen by their trans roommate who used it for tea!
Absolutely disgusting.
I did not need to read this today.
I HAD TO READ IT AND I HAD TO SHARE MY REGRET WITH OTHERS!
SHARING IS CARING! SUFFERING TOGETHER MAKES SUFFERING BETTER!
Jesus. Just thinking about that is a better weight loss plan than ozempic
In fairness, everything is a better weight loss plan than Ozempic haha
lmao
Feed this cow with the nose ring some alfalfa.
Send soybean isoflavones…. Stat!! I see facial growth, this is an emergency!
Why object to fruits and nuts...aren’t they mostly comprised of it?
Came here to say this!
Oh good, there's the 'RED CROSS" truck to the rescue, we're good for another month. /sarc/
lox too?
Surround them, cut off ANY supply lines going into the encampment, and let citizens fire up aromatic BBQs around them so they can smell the food. If it doesn't drive them MORE insane, it may lure them out to beg for a rib or some beef brisket.
All the while, blast some Napalm Death, Hate Eternal or other equally- brutal and hard-to-listen-to music over a 10,000w PA system. They want to experience what Hell is like? There you go!
A sample kek- Hate Eternal - The Victorious Reign
And jam their cell phones.
They will leave immediately.
Have large collection of death metal CDs, will travel for the keks.
Bring some early Carcass with you as well. Symphonies of Sickness should do. On top of that, they wouldn't get the irony of the band being vegetarians kek
Maybe Cannibal Corpse as well. It can bring some irony what with the left eating their own! 😵
I too support this measure. Time to headjam behind the speakers with the homies while the libtards cry.
Pork shoulder and bacon.
This is what happens twenty years ago when you gave little kids “ALL” participating trophies while playing pretend football
its what happens when you let psychopaths occupy all positions of power all over the world
Just cut off the power to the area so they can’t charge their phones. And Most of them will probably leave
hand them a mallet and give them a pile of sand......
They are also saying they will not accept the following supplies:
• No coffee • No Packaged food • No Bagels • No Bananas • No Nuts ....I SAY FUCK THEM...🤡🤡
I say
I agree with you 110%
I say, I say, I say, let’s make glass parking lots 🥰
In a sane world, they would get a giant delivery of each of these things
More for us
I will send 100 pacifiers.
Underrated comment
Drop off buckets of live cockroaches and tell them to eat ze bugs.
Go tell Soros!
This is the way.
Seeing an obviously Iranian chick with a Hijab, purple hair, and a nose piercing is not something that will ever leave my mind.
And the tats... good grief!
Fire up the BBQ!!! They’ll run away in terror!!!
I was just gonna say... leave them some boxes of SPAM and Vienna Sausages.
Found Satan. That stuff ain't even good to carnivores! My dog won't ever touch Vienna sausages.
can you smell the bacon cooking....AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Am I missing something? Are they being held hostage? Can’t they just go pick up some food or go home to eat? They are ridiculous.
"back in my day, ya held OTHER people hostage. Not yerself!"
Right? lol!😂
The jokes right themselves
..but the left tilts immediately. 😉
They need to call Soros
That picture goes sooooo well with the group in question.
Doesn't it Just....😉
Wot no flamethrowers?
Pallets of rocks, stone, and tactical gear incoming.. wait, too late.
"YOU GET NOTHING!" Willy Wonka
Starting to think these protest are controlled opposition. At least the people being put forth as the leaders are. It's as absurd as what comes out of bidens mouth. A show to demonstrate the absurdity. And to discredit potentially what is happening to innocent people. I don't trust either side.
Only request on their list that should be honored is for zip ties. However, they would be binding their wrists as they are led off to jail.
Chaz list Deja Vu! Kek!
Lol...Exactly...And right on cue...Just before Elections.😏😉
I'll replace that downvote which you shouldn't of got
You know you're under the jackbooted heels of a fascist regime when you have to request the tools and sustenance you need to fight your oppressors from your oppressors.
Of course, with this administration, the "Pro-Testers" will probably end up getting a commandeered 5 star hotel, machine guns, night vision goggles, encrypted radios, and air support if they can hold on for 20 more minutes.
We are not providing anything that is your responsibility dumbass
I’d say all they get is a handcuffed trip to jail with NO BAIL!
They are all rich, entited whites so they already have iPad pros, Nintendo Switch, AirPods, and Stanley cups which is why they are not taking those as donations! Send riot equipment because their parents will question them when they see the military surplus or police depot on their credit card statements, so they can't go buy it themselves otherwise they'll get cut off.
we need to ask them if donating to the Trevor Project, GLAAD, or a local fentanyl addict I mean BIPOC will suffice.
Fags and pussies.
Send them 20 cases of "Beyond™" Jerky.
Everyone eating processed mung beans, close quarters?
They'll smoke themselves out by morning.
Where's the right wing anti-Israel protest? :(
Send them only gefilte fish and matzo balls. You can also give them the zip ties, but only if you actually put them on for them.
If I was going camping or occupying a place I’d bring what I needed, but I’m old school. Nothing but spoiled self entitled brats.
She'd be stoned to death in the Muslim world for what she's wearing. These kids are duuuuuuummmmmmmbbbbb
So, they're practicing real communism: hungry and begging for food.
Good for them and I hope the experience somehow sticks that it sucks to starve for a failed ideology.
Do like the UK farmers and come dump poo on them
That would be fantastic...
... no nuts, they already got enough.
She doing the pause challenge or something? Why can't she help fund with her onlyfans money?