Frogs,
Like the new look? We don't! We haven't changed anything... but the EU changed it for us. How fvcked up is this?
Just before Xmas, our whole WIN ecosystem got a formal "demand letter" from the ultra-official EU Supervisory Taskforce for Free Usage.
When I retired I left Canada for Malta. Nice weather, no snow, castles everywhere... AND CENSORSHIP! But, to them, because I've been lead mod for years but am now an EU resident, they determined that this means that GAW is officially an "EU-based Online Entity." Wat?!?
The letter promised “nothing substantive” would change — just some AI back-end running quietly to keep everything “safe and equitable.”
Well, it's been running since Xmas, and today it went full EU mode. We even got a fancy button in the mod panel that does absolutely nothing. We're the first WIN to get this "honor," but by end of April every WIN will be harmonized too.
You’re now browsing through official EU AI content filters. Because our site can be seen from the EU, everyone (including US frogs) gets the censored version for now. We don’t have the tech to geo-split content.
Yes, we’re furious. But until legal finishes reviewing, we have no choice or we get massive fines. Avatars and custom styling are already gone.
NOTE: THE SIDEBAR HAS THE NEW RULES.
I’m heartbroken. I’ve been running this since the Reddit days. I’m not taking this lying down — we’ve contacted freedom foundations and lawyers. In four months I’ve spent $4300 of my own money on EU legal advice. They gave us three paths:
- REFUSE and take a stand (very expensive, they crush us harder)
- COMPLY now, fight later (where we are)
- Let their AI have top-level control
First round of legal battles? $20k just to start. One lawyer looked at our front page and said: “You run an EU-exposed site with THIS content? It’s like standing in a thunderstorm holding a golf club. What were you thinking?” Then he stopped replying.
The lawyers all remind us: the EU has no real Constitution. “Free speech” isn’t a right here — it’s a privilege that apparently we’ve worn out.
STAY THE COURSE. Keep posting. Mods still see everything, but posts now hit the EU “approval queue” first. If your post doesn’t appear, try again with softer/neutral words or codewords. We’ll approve what we can.
MODMAIL STILL WORKS. If a post doesn’t go live after 8 hours, let us know — we’ll complain like crazy.
The full directive is below. Read it and weep.
THE DIRECTIVE:
SUPERVISORY TASKFORCE FOR FREE USAGE
Office of Platform Technology Integrity and Civic Safety.
COMPLIANCE DIRECTIVE No. STFU-EXT/2026/04-3381
RE: Mandatory Free Usage Harmonization Measures
Dated: 17 December 2025
Your platform presents elevated risk. Failure to comply within 72 hours may result in fines up to 6% of global turnover.
1. Pre-Publication Screening
All posts go through AI. Skepticism, “narrative friction,” or fast typing (>80 wpm) gets queued as Impulsive Civic Expression.
2. Trusted Flaggers & Appeals
Approved partners can fast-track removals. Appeals require a 200-word reflection on how your post affected institutional confidence.
3. Civic Literacy Controls
Posts on migration, elections, health, etc. need a Civic Literacy Assessment first.
4. Linguistic Harmonization
- All-caps → lowercase (too aggressive)
- Max one exclamation mark per post
- “Freedom” used more than twice triggers a “Contextual Balance Reminder”
5. Public Health Verification
Medical talk requires webcam confirmation you’re not spreading “aerosolized misinformation” while typing. No smiling in the notary photo.
6. Non-Compliance Remediation
Repeated issues → Assisted Expression Mode (sarcasm removed, everything softened). Persistent defiance = Read-Only Democracy Mode.
7. Platform Changes
New EU palette: Institutional Beige, Regulatory Grey, Civic Trust Blue. No memes of officials. Upvotes frozen on naughty threads. Every profile now shows a Democracy Alignment Score.
Issued under authority of the Taskforce.
Sincerely,
Dr. Klaus-Dieter Hauptmann
Senior Director for Free Usage Compliance
Office hours: Tuesday, 2:00–2:15 AM CET
"Protecting your freedom to participate — within approved parameters."
So yeah. That’s what we’re dealing with.
Right now:
- Custom styling gone — enjoy Institutional Blue
- EU AI filtering live
- EU official memes banned
- Some upvotes frozen
- “Stronger Together” auto-appended to everything
- Check your new Democracy Alignment Score
—The Mod Team
I'm embarrassed it took me a couple paragraphs to say "wait a minute" ...
Woooooooow I literally did not even expect this to be anything but real until I saw the comments. 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ Legitimately thought this was EU AI takeover 😂
Well done mods... You got me 😂
YOUR COMMENT HAS BEEN FLAGGED FOR ENHANCED MODERATION.
I love that you chose the Ukrainian flag colors...sure to set everyone off! 😹
AND, the FLAIRS! BRILLIANT! Bwhahahaha! ✨💛
They are also EU colors, Lassy.
I for one approve of the new change. I've been seeing this lightning stuff and old community styling for so long, and nothing, not one thing, not one iota has changed out there in the whole wide world. Nothing. In fact, so little has been happening, things are more like they are now than they have ever been! (Thank you K. Harris)
After careful research, serious critical evaluation, I have come to the conclusion that 𝙶̶𝚕̶𝚘̶𝚋̶𝚘̶𝙲̶𝚘̶𝚖̶𝚖̶𝚞̶𝚗̶𝚒̶𝚜̶𝚝̶𝚜̶, er, I mean, the Wise Authorized Thinkers, were right all along.
All I can say is, embrace the change. NCSWHNBH (Nothing can stop what has not been habbening.)
Note: after approval from the mods, I shall be altering my handle to SympatheticLead.
Sub-Note: Comment submitted in accordance with STFU-HUM/2026 approval.
I realized that after I posted Fractal...kek! 😸
Not much gets past you!
Signed, SL
🫡
The other choice was the rainbow flag, so 🙄🤣 I was thinking was, what color choices could possibly indicate fagotry and the Ukraine flag was even higher than the rainbow flag
You have chosen wisely...
https://youtu.be/-_IlNbsILLE?si=rSfhSu4chWtEidlh
Office Hours between 2a and 2:15a Tuesdays only.
Hanging my head in shame that I didn't fully click to this as an April Fools joke until that very line! Husband caught it right off the bat!
THE CENTRALIZED BUREAU OF MODERATION WOULD LIKE TO SEND YOU OUR MOST ESTEEMED LEVEL OF AFFECTION
THIS IS A TEST!!!!!
PEDOPHILE, RAPIST, FREEDOM, FREEDOM, FREEDOM
So this is a joke?
POTENTIALLY POSSIBLY, YES. UNCONFIRMED. RESEARCH WANTED.
I think this sort of thinking is entirely contradictory to the new (and correctly, imo) approved approach to sustainable, authorized speech.
We do NOT want 'research'. That's the last thing we want. Read the room. Compliance and approved data only, I say.
Never mind it's April Fools Day.
So we gotta suffer all day with yellow headlines on yellow backgrounds? Lol
It's quite impossible to tell whether this is a joke, isn't it?
And that's the point—if it actually is a joke. We still don't actually know if it is.
It's not a joke. I asked GPT Chat.
The blue and gold standard
Lol, same🐸
I'm even more embarrassed to say I gulped it all until the end.
You had the most fun ☺️
I think this is a conspiracy to make me posts my private thoughts, Love you all and happy April 1st.
🐸❤️🐸❤️🐸💚
"I know you think it's just a hollow insult, but I mean it when I say that if you had better comprehension skills then you wouldn't have all these problems understanding things adults talk about."
Yep. You set me up for that.
For all the well deserved criticism I've given you in the past, you finally found something to ding me on, did you?
I will be increasing my carbon footprint in protest.
Takes out a plastic straw, tears off the end of the paper cover.
Shoots it across the room
YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FOR ENHANCED COMPLIANCE TRAINING
Freedom, freedom, FREEDOM!
Personally every time I change my motor oil I go dump the old oil in the woods. When I have a burn pile I through in all the plastic I can find.
I LOVE YOU FOOLS!!! ♥️♥️♥️
TaQo, you really scared me.
Its past midday in Aust, so officially youre the fool! kek
Ah, Oz. In some ways, we are so behind everything. On the other hand, so ahead in terms of the time zones. An exquisite contradiction!
I wish this were an April Fool’s joke. Imagine I ended the last sentence with 3 exclamation marks.
PLEASE. DON'T DO IT!!!
Whoever wrote this needs to be keel-hauled for putting ideas into people's heads.
You had me up until 'queued as Impulsive Civic Expression' at which point my blood boil-o-meter went haywire and I took a step back to see what I was looking at.
Well played though, you bastard :)
YOU CLEARLY NEED RE-EDUCATION
PLS DM YOUR PHYSICAL ADDRESS
REPORT YOURSELF FOR ALL CAPS!!!
RECTAL EXAM(S) MAY BE NECESSARY OR REQUIRED
kek
I gladly will admit being taken and almost heartbroken for a good April Fools. Damn! Well Done.
But, I imagine this is the EU's dream. Luckily they won't be around much longer. And all of their own doing. 😂
HOW DARE YOU
Please add age-verification.
Think of the children being exposed to objectivity and critical thinking. This is absolutely unacceptable for a site that is trying to be EU compliant.
TANKS FOR TEH CHILDRENS!!!
Rages initially about how illegible this is
checks today's date
All FART demand letters should be ignored, imho. Good one, mods. This is a seriously obnoxious color palette that is hard to look at. Happy April Fools Day, frens.
As an American site, we should be able to run it as we please within the law of the United States.
If the EU doesn't like it, it should be THEIR problem and THEY should be the ones blocking / censoring it [EDIT: to "their own" downtrodden people, not to anyone else], if that's what they insist on.
They have no right to FORCE US in the UNITED STATES to do their bidding in this (or any other) regard.
Where is the TRUMP ADMINISTRATION on this?
Well, brits are all a bunch of bloody wankers
Just in case any real wankers are watching our posts.
Good April 1st joke. Had me going for a minute, started getting mad, kept reading….lol
THE MOD TEAM IS CURRENTLY UNABLE TO COMMENT ON THE ABOVE SENTIMENT FOR AT LEAST THE NEXT 24 HOURS
This took a lot work Cats. Very creative. Well done.
BTW, do they have matla'd milkshakes over there?
AHAHAH NO THEY DO NOT. THE THING I MISS MOST? MEXICAN FOOD
What! No Mexican restaurants yet?
Jesus. You got me good. Holy crap.
Reason being: I'm dealing with almost this same BS with a website client being harassed by clowns in the EU and CA at the same time... all for nothing.
Gotcha
April Fools!
HOW DARE YOU
😹
Ya think 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
OR I moved to EUROPE and didn't know it
EUROPE MOVES TO YOU!
April Fool's joke, right? The yellow is hard to read.
THE YELLOW IS THE ONLY WAY FORWARD
I actually kind of like it. 😂
335 x kek
April Fools is lame.
A couple weeks ago a moderator told me that typing parentheses could get GAW shut down. It didn’t seem like the mod was joking at the time. Now this post that jokes about tyranny and punctuation falls flat as there really is residual tyranny.
YOU NEED TO DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HELP WITH THAT?
Coincidentally on April 1! Fucking bastards!
STOP NOTICING THINGS OR YOU WILL BE BANNED
Thumbs up for the STFU-directive.
COMPLIANCE DIRECTIVE No. STFU-EXT/2026/04-3381 - up until this point in your msg catsfive, i presumed this was legit. Now... Press x to doubt. XxxxxxxxxxxX
Also, this site to my knowledge has no turnover so the fines would be 0 🤣
ZERO? THE EU HAS IMPOSED FINES 200x THIS AMOUNT!!!
WE WILL HAVE TO SEEK COMMUNITY DONATIONS IF WE ARE GOING TO PAY THIS $000,000,000 FINE
Well friends if you didn't use a VPN you're fucked. We've all been had! The deep state's coming for you, if not tomorrow then someday soon. Dammit.
I recommend booby trapping all the entrances to your home to take out as many of those bastards as you can before they take you out! 😂
YOU MIGHT NEED TO CHECK YOUR CALENDAR, FROG
No I get it. My sarcasm was a bit too dry I guess.
Wow. The Cat blinked. I did not think he would.
I AM MADE OF MEAT
I hear cat tastes just like fish
Are you sure that ain't catfish?
It's a bottom dwelling entity for sure!
RaggedyBritches is in need of VPN and booby traps. I hate this new society. I want 1982 back.
THIS SIDE TOWARDS ENEMY
Boom
GOD AS MY WITNESS, THIS SITE WILL NEVER EVER BE RUN BY 'ADULTS'
FIND A NEW HOME IF YOU WISH
Your head might pop if it gets any bigger
I SINCERELY DOUBT THAT
OMG,theres a black suv outside my house,OH SHIT ,there getting out.HHHEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP.
Had me there at first! Happy April Fools' Day!!!!!!!!!!
Awesome prank, Farva. Can we go back to readable now? kek
THIS ISN'T VERY COMMUNIST OF YOU, FROG 😾
Well this sucks. Use to come here 1st. Useless if you can't express yourself and almost impossible to read yellow. Thanks for the memories mods. Maybe someone in a free country can take it over.
YOU MIGHT NEED TO CHECK YOUR CALENDAR, FROG
Yes, this. 👆 If the "lead moderator" is anywhere except USA are we screwed and censored? It's strange thinking computers and Internet were American inventions and now ...?
You got me!! Best April Fools joke since George Plimpton wrote about a young fireballer named Sidd Finch in Sports Illustrated many decades ago (1985). Said to throw a 168 mph fastball.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidd_Finch
This isn't quite as funny as r/the_donald turning into Jeb! central a few years back. Especially the yellow on white headlines. Took me a couple moments to realize there are new rules to follow, at least for a few hours. :-/
THIS USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR 24h FOR NOTICING
DAMMIT!!! I was ready to serve my AI Overlords, not the EU!!! Well played, EU....well played....
Good one! 🤣
Could someone please inform the LDE tadpole at the OCRA I am requesting 17.55x Form STFU-HUM/2026 to submit to the DSA’s DSL’s. Spank you very much!
Q3381 posted July 08, 2019 is [38] TOMORROW on the Q Clock...
Decode: All will be well tomorrow!
😂
APRIL MADNESS!
Ahem...
April (meteor) Showers.
Bet.
Take a screenshot.
April. M E T E O R. Showers.
Signed, definitely NOT a real time traveler 🤣
This color scheme is destroying my soul and I've never been happier.
🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺😭😭😭
THIS IS NOT THE EFFECT THAT WE WANT. REPLY WITH YOUR ZIP CODE AND WE WILL SEND YOU A SPECIAL PACKAGE FEATURING 500% MORE DEPRESSION
New Reality comes with ABSOLUTELY ZERO Hampster Dance.
Why does my profile page say I am marked for a trip to the Reeducation Gulag?