Funny, but there's a Feb. 29th on my paper calendar hanging on the fridge. Someone must have broken into my house while I was gone and swapped my calendar.
Hahaa Cats this will go down in history alongside George Plimpton's 'Sidd Finch' and Orson Welle's 'Night That Panicked America'.
If you dont know who Sidd Finch is go look him up. One of the greatest April Fools jokes of all time. The first letter of every word in the title of Plimpton's Sports Illustrated article even spelled out April Fools. It completely fooled the baseball world.
Dilbert: According to my algorithm we are heading toward a Parody Inversion Point
That happens when reality becomes so absurd that it is indistinguishable from parody.
Dogbert: Maybe the government can fix that.
Dilbert: GAAA! I can't tell if you're serious!
Leap years occur every four years. The previous leap year was in 2020 and the next one is scheduled for 2028. This means that February 2024 will have 29 days. So Biden extended it maybe this year only. Whatever.
IN a WORD: PANDERING!!!!! Oh to be so OBVIOUS which means more than likely, the dems tea leaves are about to turn into something they never wanted...shriveled up.....😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Without reading everything below, isn't leap year every 4 years, therefore wouldn't 2020, 2024 and 2028, already have 29 days in February? Or am I mixed up?
If anyone demands that I put shit post flair on this I will personally find you and BOP! you on the head with my non-fren mallet
NOW HANG ON JUST A DAM MINUTE I just opened my calendar app and holy shit there is a February 29th now
I scrolled back a year and there wasn't one last year!!!
"Longest and blackest" February oooooh boy loooooool
Funny, but there's a Feb. 29th on my paper calendar hanging on the fridge. Someone must have broken into my house while I was gone and swapped my calendar.
That's so Biden
Had a good sniff and then went to town with a sharpie.
Bidendela Effect.
😹
Did he use the creepy whisper or the shout?
It started as a whisper, progressed to s shout, ended in some indecipherable mumbled utterances.
Deep state is deep
I hearby remain the "Deep State" the "Deep Stain". Biden is the perfect frontman for this shit.
... which will change in time to the "Deep Stein" and everyone will swear it was "Stain" at some point.
Biden did it!
Yeah, sorry about that and just to let you know you’re out of milk 😂☘️
No problem. I just picked some up this afternoon. 😉
Bigger. Longer. Blacker. Big Mike 2024.
Kek
Updoot for the username.
Imagine the smell?
Hey kidz, 2024 is a leap (sp) year.
Go ahead and bop me with a month long ban because I laughed out loud at this post.
Just kidding about the ban, but I did have a good laugh.
Never ever!!! THIS USER HAS TONS OF POSTS
What WHAT are you talking about frog, I want to hug you. I'm reserving a seat next to me anytime bro
That I just enjoyed the post, but it was concerning your first thought on this subject.
Non Fren Bopper 3000
https://files.catbox.moe/bqb2a9.webp
this must be Pirate Pepe... no fingers on right hand... looks like one claw! poor little fella!
I have the bestest, most kekkity frens ever!
Don't BOP! me bro!
Joe is stupid enough to do it.
Is it a leap year??
That's the joke, fren
Lol yes it is a leap year
Aka jog year
Wait, this was a joke?
But I already called my senator…
;-)
What is frightening is that there will actually be people who will believe this and swear it is true.
How did Biden do this, it's also in my calendar and I am in Spain at the moment
Leap year
LONGEST AND BLACKEST
That's what Biden likes, LONG and BLACK things. BIG, BLACK, AND LONG THINGS
Obummer enters the chat and slaps you like fresh prince.
Please tell me that you're joking. It's called leap year and it happens every 4 years.
That's the joke :)
For once I'm glad that the joke's on me. ;)
Hugs, frog
Damn you.
u/#classywow
...leap year...
SHHHHHH
Dog! Shhh you'll spoil the joke KEKKK
u/#howl
My favorite.
...doggy winks...
THE BEST DOG
Everyone who types "Leap Year" to this post, needs to take a refresher course in "Humor 101"
There’s nothing funny about big, long, black leg bones.
MOD MATERIAL right here
Thank you
It's incredible isn't it
I can't wait to hear about how I have oppressed a whole group of people and slavery is my fault!!! February is always sooooo fun
You are just too funny lol. Its a leap year there is supposed to be 29 days in February 2024.
February 30th, "Joe Biden Appreciation Day!"
The laser pointer at work again ...
Will there be a Feb 29th each year from here on out?
Only every 4 years, Republicans at least blocked part of the order through negotiations.
C’mon man, it’s leap year 🤦♂️.
🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"These people are stupid"....
Hahaa Cats this will go down in history alongside George Plimpton's 'Sidd Finch' and Orson Welle's 'Night That Panicked America'.
If you dont know who Sidd Finch is go look him up. One of the greatest April Fools jokes of all time. The first letter of every word in the title of Plimpton's Sports Illustrated article even spelled out April Fools. It completely fooled the baseball world.
Well, I fell for this for half a second.
But kudos to whoever concocted this. It has that lovely smell of Babylon Bee but could be another brilliant soul out there...
It was me. And, I love you, frog. With all my heart.
ITT OP learns what a leap year is
hehehe
Aka jog year
LOL
Leapin' lizards Punjab, it is so!!!! 😂
Great Leap Forward
https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Leap_Forward
People this is a leap year.
Kek.
Biden likes him some BBC
Smart ass cat. Ha Ha. I was like WTF??? Tater head has totally lost it!!!! Then I read the comments.
I thought this joke up and it STILL fooled me, that's how dumb CatsFive is!
Dilbert: According to my algorithm we are heading toward a Parody Inversion Point That happens when reality becomes so absurd that it is indistinguishable from parody. Dogbert: Maybe the government can fix that. Dilbert: GAAA! I can't tell if you're serious!
Leap years occur every four years. The previous leap year was in 2020 and the next one is scheduled for 2028. This means that February 2024 will have 29 days. So Biden extended it maybe this year only. Whatever.
Please mark shit post… can’t belief I fall for the leap year
I noticed it a few days ago myself
IN a WORD: PANDERING!!!!! Oh to be so OBVIOUS which means more than likely, the dems tea leaves are about to turn into something they never wanted...shriveled up.....😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Had to do a double take and make sure it wasn’t April.
It's called a leap year, retard
Without reading everything below, isn't leap year every 4 years, therefore wouldn't 2020, 2024 and 2028, already have 29 days in February? Or am I mixed up?