I think we can all agree that the 2024 Presidential Election has been a long and contentious battle for all of us. Both sides fought admirably, but in the end, there could only be one victor. While we bask in the glow of our success, we need to be mindful that things did not work out as planned for our valiant foes. It would seem that this election has especially taken a toll upon our resident Troll frens. Since Donald Trump has been declared the winner, our Troll frens have completely disappeared from the site. We, mods, are quite concerned for their continued health and wellbeing, and wish to offer an olive branch, a coloring book and crayons, and a safe space here in which to mourn their utter and total defeat. We ask any who wish to take advantage of this offer to please keep the wailing and gnashing of teeth below 150 decibels to be courteous to their fellow trolls.
WWG1WGA!
Perhaps we can have some kind of buddy system where anons can adopt a particular troll that they feel they can help.
Every time I've "helped" a Troll they never come back....I must be doing something wrong. :)
Is “deport” really considered “helping”? Tough love?
Someday, they'll look back and thank you.
nah....
Paid trolls (Leftists AND Feds) are compensated to attack MAGA and USA : https://archive.ph/FGTLE
$$$ Millions per week to invade sites like this and disenchant main content posters and meme makers.
Did you look really, really far under his troll bridge?
rofl...hilarious
Conspiracy Theory: GAW trolls are hiding in the same undisclosed location as the missing 10M Democrat voters from 2020?
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I would like to offer these poor, misguided souls a one-way ticket to Venezuela. I hear it's lovely this time of year, and the salty margaritas are flowing. Also, there's currently plenty of room. But they should act soon, the country's population is about to make a major rebound and space will be at a premium.
Cuba and North Korea also pop into mind.
How to reconcile with lunatics
That is the conundrum we face.
That's the neat part: you don't.
Neat 🤣
Oh. I thought that was a book title at first. I was interested in reading that!! Oh well.
Maybe i should be one of them wriders.
Notice Trolls can go to reddit and make good cash bashing stonks until MOASS.....
This
Both sides fought admirably? One side did. I could donate a few coloring books and some crayons, but definitely not the box with the crayon sharpener. I couldn't live with myself if any of them got hurt with my olive branch. On a second note. BUH BYE TROLL FUCKERS.
are coloring books also available for non-trolls? its been a long week
Speaking of which, do we have extra crayons? All this winning can make a frog hungry.
Purple ones are good. Avoid the green ones. They're not ripe
I just knew there were marines lurking here. Thank you for sharing your crayon favorites.
u/#wwg1wga
Sure, as long as you play nice. 😄
Everytime we "help" a troll, does a tiny bell rings and anons get their wings? 🔔🪽✨
I think you may be correct!
Good... it's a win - win!
Kek!!
Yes… yes, they do 🪽🔔
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The crayons need to be rainbow colours and different shades of brown.
Otherwise they’re going to get triggered again.
Shitposters are still here… all that matters
Priceless...
I never feed the trolls. Perhaps we should all abide by that. And deport them instead.
Lmao...
-GAW mods
They do get deported. Then you get a DM from some asshole who has nothing better to do with his shitty life than to send DMs to you and try to give you a case of the sadnesses by calling you a loser. You click on his name to see that he's a faggy handshake fag and had a slew of posts deleted on here before lashing out at you in a DM.
Jigsaw puzzles? Gardening? Perhaps some Super Mario Brothers? NO, his hobby is to park his stupid ass on this forum and seethe.
I've been told that crayons are contaminated with numerous shades of red, a recognized allergen. Please, whatever you do, remember the epi-pen for our sensitive followers.
Epi-pens are located in the First Aid Kit beside the door.
Hey, wait a minute! This Epi-pen is just a Pez dispenser.....
Oh.....!
Don’t feed the trolls crayons, they’re needed as snacks for stonk market investors.
Just give them the flesh colored crayon. Watch for the REEEEEEEE’S to flow…
What about the blind trolls? Are their coloring books in Brail!
The blind do need their leaders, after all...
But doesn't the color red contribute to climate change?
Kek.
"I'm not an idiot Barry, I just play one on TV."
I think my favorite part of this is that when the credits roll... even WE will be surprised by the cast list.
I have created a coloring book page with 1 color filled to help you. I call it, "I waited too long and now i have to take the suppository form"
Nice.
Go bigger!
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pay no heed to this person laughing, i colored it in depicting it as an Indigenous American, or like it's Kamala, and It honestly made me feel a lot less like a liberal and democrat.
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As always, stay civil, and mind at the sidebar. We are going to get some really wounded people in here!
Dear God. The best post I’ve ever seen and probably will.🤣🤣
I love it! Kek.
We will meme them until they cry ,then we shall make memes about them crying.
u/#trumpbeatdown
If you really wanna make a difference with these people. Pray for them. As much as I spent the entire week, mining salt here and on PDW, when I see people having meltdowns, I pray for them. They are literally brainwashed. Pray for their social programming to be broken down one compartment at a time, and that their free will will return so they can accept Jesus Christ as our Lord and Savior. 🙏
This is how it starts.
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Thank you for my morning chuckle
I think some might be waiting for the DECLAS, arrests, 2020 election fraud exposure (and fraud in this election), repercussions for the COVID tyranny, retribution for the vaccine deaths/pulling vaccine off market, Clintons hanged, Hunter laptop/Epstein list/Diddy list exposure, economy collapse, suicide weekend, Trump cutting Israel completely off etc.
It’s time we face facts. They never really liked spending time here. It was only about the cash to them.
Exactly. I suspect their “cash spigot” got turned off.
I feel this needs a commercial to the soundtrack of the animal rescue song. Unloved and abandoned trolls rooting through trash just trying to feed their troll offspring ( what would the proper noun for a troll baby be? )
u/#seriouspopcorn
Hey.. that means less work for you, mods!! Enjoy your peaceful days, finally! You deserve them.
At first I saw the word valiant…. Then I read on.
Based post.
I apologize for the occasional doom fagging. The wait was well worth it. As President Trump says, we’re going to beg and beg for the winning to stop. It’s going to be so much winning.
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I have noticed a few religious trolls since President Trump came out swinging with the Bible. Sure some anons may still be atheists but the way some of these trolls argue against Jesus Christ has them outed as a non believer in both Q and Christ. Did Q not say this is going to be BIBLICAL? How can you believe in Q for all these years and yet fail to recognize our savior? Fake anons are like fake Christian’s; grifters and lying to themselves.
Did anyone see the video of Patriot Front celebrating Trump's election? Me neither.
I what David Solway wrote back in 2018:
There is no compromising with an enemy for whom compromise is not in its arsenal. The lure of reconciliation is a mirage in the cultural desert. Gradually healing what is irremediably broken is pure wish-fulfillment.
Both sides did not fight admirably.
Our foes are not valiant.
This political lingo BS is exactly what created this mess...
Make sure the gift sets of crayons come with the proper representation of skin tones and rainbow pastels. It matters so very much to them.
Make a special safe space post for them.
Or maybe they are too busy filling out job applications?
Very kind, LoneWulf, you have motivated me to donate pacifiers for those who need the safe spaces.
Those in the cancerous left should remain ostracized. Bring back bullying. That will nip those bad behaviors in the bud from elementary school.
I wonder how many stuck around seeing things our way now.