The real salt is on Threads. They are losing their minds and becoming leftist preppers!
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Yes, please for the sake of everyone, make sure to take all of your boosters.
Wouldn’t want to get sick with so many ebil MAGA people waiting to take your degenerate porn. /s
I had to read that twice, they really are beyond help.
Be sure to take a few extra just incase you won't get some for a while... w00f
Awwww. Someone has always said what I started typing…
“They are beyond help “ no truer statement is spoken ! we really need to understand this , because shaking our heads is not working ! Wow what a sick group of people we have here in thee United States of America !
Dildo and lube (4B mode)
Cyanide Tooth
lol
A flouride tooth would also suffice.
Yeah. Take a lot of boosters all at once.
Absolutely! Because pretty soon vax'es will not be permitted for left-leaning people, so they better get them now, while they still can.
Really, except for the porn references, this could have been adapted from any right-wing conspiracy survivalist website. Just change the wording a bit and all the paranoia comes rolling out.
that and "people who menstruate" KEK
#2 😂😂😂😂 Women!! Say it WOMAN!! F-ing SAY IT!! WOMAN!!
How did these people not get beat up or bullied in Jr. High?! 😂😂 ohh yeah, always always the victim!
This is mostly because bullying stopped and participation medals started.
They never learned civics or how to participate in a civil society. It’s all about them and their feelings. Most of them have the emotional maturity of a toddler.
Bullying didn't stop. It's due to Zero Tolerance, which punished victims for fighting back--sometimes punished more harshly than the actual bullies.
Legalize fighting back.
😂😂 agreed!
I’ve done ok in life. I would consider myself fortunate. I have no doubt that bullying gave me the physical and emotional strength to succeed.
Pen and paper only 😹
Mental illness 4 - 6%
They ARE the bullies. Bullying isn't a problem for government indoctrination daycare centers, it's part of their toolbox. The pubic school system was designed by humanists to produce obedient, compliant workers just smart enough for the Rockefeller factories but too dumb to reason or revolt, ready for the "inevitable" consolidation with communism. The bullies are necessary to keep independent thinkers in line.
They are not going to survive. I don't see anything listed that we prepared for. Should we tell them?
No.
No!
No, this is a Q-level secret.
I'm sorry, I'm as prepper and paranoid as the last person, but what does using an app for your monthly cycle have to do with it? Just having a written record?
Apparently, alpha males will break into your period apps and figure out your fertility then impregnate overweight, blue haired, cat ladies.
Kek
No no no, I wish it was that. Some of these people truly believe there will be squads going door to door checking in on anyone who is pregnant. (The abortion bad gestapo). Similar vein as the tiktok videos going around giving advice on how to hide your trans or gay friends, protect their information, and advising not to tell anyone that you know them. I haven't yet seen anyone claim that women will be rounded up and taken away STRICTLY for being women, but I'm sure some out there are saying it. It must be very difficult being these people.
I think you've uncovered a plot for a dystopian movie where the pregnant women are rounded up and brought to "birthing camps" where they are forced to give birth to children who are then raised by their fascist overlords to eventually become soldiers, brownshirts, medical staff, etc., in the fascist regime. :)
Omg you guys are too funny. 😂
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In their dreams!
So that is actually a thing? A period app? Good Lord.
Tracking menstrual cycles is the basis of Catholic birth control. It just helps women (pEoPLe wHo mEnStRuAtE) know when they are most fertile. If they want to become pregnant, that's when they have the sexy times. If they don't want to become pregnant, they avoid the sexy times or practice their pull-out game. Having an app to replace the pen and paper method that has been used for centuries isn't weird. What's weird is that the blue-haired beauties think that they are literally going to be abducted when they become pregnant and forced to give birth without their consent.
I fully understand Catholic beliefs surrounding birth control. I'm just amazed women today need an app. I'm 59 with 2 children and 2 grandchildren. Women for hundreds of years have tracked menstrual cycles - no app. Lol it's NOT that difficult
They got no rhythm...
NO 2025 is going to monitor your period and if you miss a cycle, report you for having an abortion . . . . so something like that. They are stooopid.
Oohhh.. right.. ty. I heard some crazy thing about miscarriages being illegal or something?! What even. 🤦♀️
They think abortions will be banned, completely. The app tracking seems to be to protect the door-to-door pregnancy checkers from kicking down their door to make sure they are still pregnant (and that they aren't harboring any squirrels). They also believe COUNTLESS women have died, bled out in the streets from not having access to abortion.
"and that they aren't harboring any squirrels"🐸👌
Oh, wait... 😉
Didn't China monitor women's periods during the 'One child only' mandate?
Not with an ap. There were party women who checked on the women in their jurisdiction to find out if any of them got pregnant.
So did Ceausescu, but for the opposite reason.
I'm pretty sure they think "A Handmaid's Tale" is the manual for what is coming. They have no grasp on reality, so they cling to their hollywood programming.
It's so annoying to me that a novel that is not even memorable is being touted as this amazing novel--in the same vein as 1984 or Fahrenheit 451. Trust me, it's not. It's not even an interesting read. I'm speaking as somebody who read it many years ago--long before the Great Awakening--because I have an interest in dystopian fiction. The Handmaid's Tale is pedantic and boring. These people would have been better served by reading the formerly mentioned truly stellar dystopian novels or another one I found amazing: Yevgeny Zamyatin's We. Of course, they wouldn't like this last one since it's a pretty scathing indictment of communism written by somebody who barely escaped it with his life. But let's elevate Margaret Atwood instead. I'll pass. I still hold in esteem great writers, like Mark Twain and William Faulkner and Flannery O'Connor and Charles Dickens and Jane Austen and Charlotte Bronte. What the education system has done to literature and to our children is almost unforgivable. But we will take both back. We will Make America Literate Again. And in the process we will Make Americans Intelligent Again.
Yeah…sooo annoying!!!
Cat ladies gonna cat lady
Level 10 EMERGENCY!! Backup your queer fiction books!! Doomsday prep for mental patients.
FULL RETARD
These are some misguided preppers.
"Stockpile hard copies of your porn."
They said ppl who did these things were "conspiracy theorists" didn't they?
Fear the government, but whatever you do don't forget to stay up to date on your government recommended vaccine schedule! These people really are totally RETARDED.
To be fair, the keeping your data out of the cloud isn't a bad piece of advice.
The rest ... too funny.
I’m trying to figure out their angle on the cloud storage. Do they suddenly realize the government has access to anything they want and will be sifting through it for dissenters? Or scanning for outlawed porn? Could they actually be anticipating a cyber attack?
#5 is very important!
My goodness. Send them all to Canada, It'll be like paradise for them.
I love how packing the go bag is #4 —we’ve had ours packed for years and it’s #1. The stupidest part is #5!! So do we really have to play this game with them? They’re still so far behind.
The joke that they will never admit is that they got this stuff from us!
It's what will be packed in there that would be the funny part.. dildos, rainbow flags and half eaten bags of goldfish.. ya never know.
saving offline is good advice. And to be conscious about where your data lives and with whom it is shared with is good advice.
You could simply buy a sleeve, put in a used HDD, and hook it up to your computer via USB.
As far is tracking devices go: minimize its operation time, refuse to use apps, and instead go paper. Remember: they need your stuff more than you need them and their shit.
The same goes for AI-use: fun to work with, but it kills your own creativity and problem solving skills, and is a tool for misdirection as it conveys its message in relative terms. Learn your own language, and preferably a second one of your native language group and learn to distinguish between coloration, fiction and fact.
Know thyself through and through, and learn how you can promote freedom to the number one place and lens through which you solve things in life.
Get your supply of furry suits and rainbow flavored dildos too!! Oh, forgot, get your Ukraine flags packed up too.
Trust me you can never have enough furry rainbow dildos for when the MAGA-pocalyse comes. Kek
Ummm…what does ‘rainbow’ taste like??
Skittles.
Tou freakin shay!! Well done.
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Wow, just, Wow. I have seen videos of homeless kids huffing spray paint. They slowly get dumber and dumber. The police try to keep them from huffing but they can't watch them 100% of the time. They keep harming themselves and continue to damage their brains. THIS IS WHAT I COMPARE THIS TOO. You cannot protect them from their own stupidity. Huff away liberals. You technically have a metal disorder.
These people are out of their minds.
America is moving back towards the right. Even the libs above are as well. They just don't know it yet.
These are the 4-6%
Theybare clueless that they've been saved from what they fear. The very people they supported have them so twisted up. We'll, in time we get to ask them why tjeybare still free and un harassed by the government. Don't threaten the president the or your countrymen and you likely won't be bothered.
Don't use an app to track your period!!
u/#bahaha
PEOPLE who menstruate😂😂😂😂
It seems like we could come up with a single word to describe such people. A person that does NOT menstruate can dream...
Newsflash: Computer systems are, as a general rule, backed-up regularly. The internet truly is forever.
O…..M……G……
And they live among us….freaking frightening…
These people...... that's all I can say. Tards!
This is SO MUCH FUN!!!!
Get triple vaxed, boost 3-4 times. Be prepared !
1: "People who menstruate." HA! That was the funniest thing I've read all morning!
2: I can't help but notice that "Get plenty of guns and ammo" is nowhere on this list.
3: Isn't this the sort of thing that the left was calling "Right-wing conspiracy theory prepper extremism" just a couple of short weeks ago?
Now we can all be prepared!
The Kiwix project left X due to toxic environment. Seems like they're a bunch of lefties, but their app gives an offline copy of wikipedia and lots of other content.
They might end up red-pilling themselves in the process ha ha ha ha!
Hilarious. Every time someone mentions Project 2025 - I tell them that was fabricated by a Far-Left organization and pushed out as if it was Trumps - but of course I “don’t know what I’m talking about” even though I’ve been 100% correct on everything else. Just a few years early before the truth comes out
I like the "save your porn" one LOL.
People who menstruate. Does she mean..... (gulp) Wimmin?
Well, this should keep the lefties busy and out of our way for awhile.
They are surely delusional. What is the basis for this strong delusion? Their own fear and their own projected plans. Freud did get one thing right: Projection. All that they fear is what they wanted to do to the conservatives. They cannot see this, and it is both funny and sad.