Putin Has Aide Retrieve His Poop and Carry It Around to Prevent Enemies From Discovering Health Problems (I shit you not...howls...sorry I couldn't resist....)
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This is a very smart person. If he takes these precautions he is probably aware of the risks.
Absolutely...Putin is a very intelligent man...He Knows Exactly what's at stake..
Maybe to prevent cloning? The first reason is usually the cover.
Poop reveals not only his DNA but medical status, drugs being taken, medical prognosis, his habitual foods...
Remember when Hillary as SOS asked for DNA samples of all the world leaders? (Sorry I don't call the source for that.)
That is the big reason the Covid tests were done-to collect DNA
Remember the CDC tweet where they even admitted that your tests were sent to DNA labs for genomic testing?
that's why they wanted the rectal tests, to "detect" the "virus"
Parasites
Exactly, if your enemies know what medications you take then they may be able to swap the pills upstream of your security sweeps..the past few years have shown how little we know about what is in the pills prescribed to us. Furthermore Phamacunts just scoop pills out of a bin or bottle supplied to them by someone else. Imagine the difficulty of ensuring your pills are not counterfeit!
My teacher at the time said GWB also had someone do this. Probably standard.
I thought everyone did this.
Yup standard procedure. Some of the comments are hell bent on seeing this as common, but I don't think it is all comms, some stuff just is what it is.
Your shit says a lot about you, hydration, diet, diseases, state of health, drinking habits, etc. That's prime info to dig on a world leader.
Yeah I remember seeing this in some old history Channel show called like presidents book of secrets or something they don’t dump Air Force one tanks and collect the shot when they’re traveling
God I hope that Circles has to perform honeydipper duty!
"Girl, you must be a plumber, cause you always diggin' up old shit!"
Its the black box of one's health.
So if this is real, that means someone is waiting in the sewer for a piece of shit that could be Putins? Or someone scraping the bowl when he leaves for crumbs? This makes absolutely no sense unless he shits in a portable toilet that’s never been used
He could use something like an updated chamber pot, disposed by a trusted security member . I had no idea much could be revealed through poo.
i don't get it
I get it. It’s FAKE news. There wasn’t a word in the news about Putin’s health until the Russian Special Operation started. Now he suddenly has cancer, dementia, Parkinson’s, etc. Come on peeps
This is what I think too. But I mean there's always a chance he could be sick.
i know that's what the headlines are, FAKE. i just don't understand what the hell this guy's talking about.
Checking for parasites.
The Pharoahs of Egypt did it also the royals had “groom of the stool”. Someone who wiped their assets and looked for parasites.
You misspelled politicians!
This world must be pretty strange if you didn't know poop was Comms for "evidence".
From that symbology, one can extrapolate what "farting" would mean (ex. Biden farting on Pope), and what "diarrhea" would indicate.
How about the Amber Heard trial, pooping on a bed. Evidence + Bed.
Poop is also a code word for info. As in, from one soldier to another:
Pvt: "What's the 'poop' today, Sarge?"
Sgt: "Oh, you know, the usual. Command says nothing going on, so...train, train, then train some more, Pvt. Now...get back to fucking work!"
This stuff is new to me. Can you explain those examples to help me catch on.
Search u/sleepydude s post history.
No.
Poop is code for deck. As in poop deck. Like a deck of cards.
Putin is holding all the cards.
Aha, solid or tangible info, no contact (verbal or visual) info and volatile, distressing info. That's a shitty way to look at it
This should have the “Shitpost” flair, lol.
...howls....
o7
You wouldn't want to upset the guy who's carrying a full bag of poop.
u/#howl
Says the pooch who also has someone carrying 💩 in a bag…. Well until he gets home anyway.
We don't mind holding the poop for ashlanddog, he's a good boi
...howls...
...I am so ahead of the curve....
Ermahgawd! that is stupid cute and ashlanddog, it is a pleasure to fight along side you in this battle, you always contribute so much. I don't do much digging like the doggo, but i do make it a point in my daily life to redpill and talk to people i meet, and i travel a lot for work so i meet all kinds of people. I use the info you provide, your work extends to far more then you realize.
,,,where we howl 1, we howl all...
...God bless you for reading and the encouraging words....
I heard Putin fell off his chair at a recent meeting with top staff. Putin was asked what happened and why did he fall?
Putin, "I had a loose stool."
Knee status: slapped
...excellent word play....
u/#Merica
...doggy winks
Pretty common for world leaders, W had this too, position is titled “groom of the stool”.
What do they do with the poop?
Eat it
Probably 🔥
That’s some classified shit !!
...the kraken has been unleashed....
At my house flushing works.
Umm... this has been a practice for some time.
Even GWBush had someone whose duty it was to retrieve the Presidents duty when put of country. The same rationale, so it can't be retrieved and analyzed.
I liked the music video at the end of the article.
...your handle implies that you are uniquely qualified to comment on this subject....
...howls....
... your handle implies that you have someone collecting your poopy. And they say humans are the, "masters"...
It just makes me miss Norm. Hope he was never involved in the weird stuff.
...I live in the country...
...land of the "bagless" eliminations...
...howls....
Why not just flush like a civilized person??
...remember the "plumbers" of the Watergate travesty...
...howls....
Vladimir Poopin
Hat tip
...I see what you did there....
Sounds like a shitty job to me.
...literally....
MK Copro
...truth....
wet vac
Comment of the day
...good question....
Stones in glass houses, doggy.
...I must admit I have cast a few...
...wags tail humbly....
I'm sure most of us would be honored to carry your doggy bag
I dunno about that. I didn't even feel honored carrying my own dog's poop bag. I also had to look away while he did the deed. Not sure why, he didn't have a shred of dignity otherwise.
...doggy winks....
Kim Jong Un does the same thing, I recall reading an article about this years ago.
Standard practice for decades
4th paragraph is gold. GOLD.
"to prevent enemies from collecting DNA samples for targeted bioweapons" is a more accurate statement more likely.
Kinda like those swabs they've been sticking up the noses of people for the last two years. Imagine all the DNA data they've collected.
...ding ...ding...ding...
...winner winner....
Same thing they claimed about Kim from North Korea
bush did it too when he was overseas, at least once
I think a good flush would fix that.
Trump probably didn't do it, he wanted them to see his excellent health and excellent DNA. Top notch genes, you know it, I know it, and the poop stealing foreign spies know it.
The Queenie in London has a servant called: Lord of the stool.
I guess Put-in indeed has Royal aspirations.
I couldn't believe that when I first read about The Groom of the Stool. It is true.
You don't think royalty wipes its own bottom do you?
I would never let another man (or a woman for that matter) wipe my tuckus.
There may come a time when someone has to do it for you...two broken arms?
Yuck! What is wrong with them?
Marry first cousin..always arranged..never for love....children by the sperm as dictated by the order of the garter..always to get as close to original blood lines as possible...the annanuki/elohim/fallen angels that mated with adamites
At this point that explanation doesn't seem so far out there.
hahahaha, groom of the stool. I see kneading and modeling ....
...howls....
This is a common security protocol for world leaders. The US has done this with the president for some time
https://amp.dailycaller.com/2019/03/15/what-happens-trump-bathroom
Kim Jong-un does the same thing
This is nothing new, they were doing the same for Trump if I remember.
Uhhhh evidence comms?…I hope.
I've been doing the same for years. i refuse to listen to the criticism my friends and family have leveled at me. There's nothing "crazy" or "disgusting" or "unsanitary" about carrying around bags of my own shit for safe disposal. And don't get me started about how sick I am of hearing the phrase "you need professional help".
I'm simply a man who values his privacy.
This is similar to a south park episode...
What a waste of resources. Joe just keeps his in his pants.
Yep this is fake news. A while ago they were saying he has cancer
And the glorious Ukrainian Army is at the gates of Moscow!
Other way around!
Things that don't happen for $1000 Alex. This is pure propaganda to make us think he is sick. No one is going into the sewer and separating gallons of sewage to find one man's shit.
Nah it happens.