Yes, this is real: Police post photos of suspects with Lego heads to protect IDs under new California law (link in comments)
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Lego should sue.
Lego comms. GME related (jk)
Moon soon.
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Kek
Well... if this goes viral, then parents may stop buying Lego products because they/Legos will now represent criminals. 🤔
If Ferrari can sue owners for posing in front of their cars on social media for "tarnishing the brand's reputation" and win I think its a pretty easy case for Lego to win.
LEGO is fully woke. They would celebrate.
They should show their real faces and shame them. They deserve it.
At least the expressions are realistic, lol. But I agree. That's why I publicly shame speeders on our neighborhood web site. I don't see it as Karen behavior, kids play in this neighborhood!
They should, but the Commies that run Commiefornia say it affects too many POCs.
So, rather than tell POCs to commit less crime, they say police Depts can't post their arrest photos or mugshots.
They should indeed, but they cannot because of a new California law prohibiting mugshots and other photos of perps, for muh privacy.
Not all suspects are criminals.
Generally you don't post pictures of suspects you have in custody unless they are.
Yeah but it might make you racist if you saw their faces and we can't have that!
I'm actually very pleased with this just for the comedic value.
It's like something from the Babylon Bee.
Funny I kept looking back and forth for the bee,, and I live out here and still thought it was a B joke .
Murrieta PD has an hilarious Facebook page for those of you that still have fb.
OMG...HILARIOUS...AND TRUE!!!
https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=801490178670096&set=a.226254419527011
I feel like the police know it's dumb and this is their passive aggressive protesting of Newsom protecting criminals.
I see they're only using the yellow toned minifigs...
Because Asians commit the most crimes...
Someone needs to find the early 2000s basketball player Lego heads and give this image a makeover.
We've sunk a long way since the public square pillory...
It's cartoonish - literally
This feels like a White Hat operation
Remember who was the executive producer of The Lego Batman Movie?
Steve Mnuchin, Treasury Secretary under President Trump
https://www.businessinsider.com/treasury-secretary-steven-mnuchin-producer-movies-2017-5#the-legend-of-tarzan-2016-executive-producer-14
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME
It's a clown world. Everything is cartoonish here.
Just another thing to make me say fuck 2024
They should use Mr. Yuck stickers.
So no longer will their police departments ask for help identifying suspects? I know Texas wants to secede, but can’t we exile Commiefornia already?
Commiefornia needs to break up into 3/4 individual states. hopefully the new states would be red and Gruesome would lose a lot of power over so many people. maybe we would even get our ports back from China?
Snap them together into a Lego airplane and fly them back over the border.
Guardians of the Pedophiles
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Oh, FFS
So, I tend to throw those free streaming apps on my phone to serve as tv (which usually just serves as background noise while im doing other things lol) and one of them plays a ton of those "1st day in/lockup/jail" etc etc shows.
For those nights i've put a few sheets to the wind, I would definitely watch one of those with this. It sounds too ridiculous not to lol
But, tbh the way I see it - if it just some type of victimless crime, stupid mistake small deal kinda thing - sure, block their identity. But, if it's a violent crime (Especially if it's a sex crime) I feel doing any kind of "protecting" them just makes you more of an accomplice than someone supposed to withholding the law.
they are just protecting criminals; in public they have no right to privacy regardless criminal or not.
I fear they might be assuming the genders of those in the photographs.
Better call in HR.
Reality auto-memeing again, on speed dial.
LOL. This has to be the white hats lol.
Oh my Sheesus God:
::eyes wide, imagining the future::
"HELP! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP! Please help me and my son!" ::waves at cars::
::approaching police vehicle slows and its lights come on as it pulls up closer. The officer begins to roll down his window.::
Oh THANK GOD you're here!
"Everything all right sir? What is causing your distress?"
It's my son, sir! ::grabs the boy and brings him close. He puts his head into Dad's pant leg, sobbing::
Someone tried to kidnap my son!
"Where did this happen?"
Just over there! ::motions toward a playground, where a swing is still rocking back and forth::
::the officer nods and calls into his radio for backup. He turns on his lights, parks the vehicle and gets out::
"Is he still here? Which way did you see him go?"
::son whispers to Dad::
My son says he took off into the woods, on the North trail.
::officer nods and bends down, making eye contact with the boy::
"Did you get a good look at him son? Can you describe him for me?"
::son nods, turns back to Dad and whispers into his jeans again::
He says the man was wearing Lego tuxedo, and had Lego pirate eyepatch head.
"OK, son, that's a good description. Was there anything else you noticed? Anything specific like a tattoo?"
::the boy whispers again::
He says that he was a brown Lego.
"What? Brown lego? Are you sure?"
He says he's certain.
"Well, all right then. Hey, what's that on the ground behind you two? Is that a -"
SWORD! ::second officer dives in front of the first, just in time to shield him and take the shot from the pirate pistola::
FUCK MAN! I'M HIT!
I'll call for medical, OFFICER DOWN!
There's no time, McCarthy! Just go get that Lego pirate bastard and save the boy!
Flash to the next scene. Dad is in Lego cuffs while the 2 Lego policemen sit on back of the ambulance with coffees and blankets.McCarthy pats his friend on the back and speaks first
I should have known he tried to blame it on a brown Lego. That was a dead give away. There are no brown Lego pirate faces that come with a cutless.
::Officer 2 turns to him:: There was also the peg leg.
McCarthy turns to him and pulls his own head off, replacing it with a smiling policeman Lego head. "Guess I couldn't see it, I should've taken off my sunglasses... head."
Left it in the car again, McCarthy?
"If you only knew how hard I was blushing."
ANNND SCENE.
I know that all this was very, very stupid, but putting Lego heads on perps is STILL even more stupid.
https://nypost.com/2024/03/20/us-news/police-post-photos-of-suspects-with-lego-heads-to-comply-with-new-law/
I think it's funny 😄. C'mon it's CA and Legos.
Two woke peas in pod!
Ghey
But they publish your full name and address, in the local newspaper, upon arrest - this is stupid. Hell, do something terrible enough and my local News station puts your name and picture on the 6 pm news lol. Guess it would be a horrible wake up call for Californians if they moved here.
Bring back bullying.
So the Chesters get their long awaited protection.
When MAPS protected class? So we can go down the fucking toilet once and for all