I’m pretty sure Jesus didn’t own any firearms.
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I hate when they bring this up. To be honest here, Jesus had to die for the rest of us sinners and the gentiles to be accepted by God. If it wasn’t for his sacrifice none of us would be saved by his grace. Remember Abraham saw his day. It is all in Gods plan. We can’t change the course of history written by God.
And he still had zero bang bangs g dawg. Even tho your point is valued Thier funny out trumps the point why BECAUSE ITS FUNNY.
No guns, but his disciples did carry swords.
only Peter that we know of, when he sliced off Malchus' ear
Pretty sure Jesus had laser eyes but never used them.
Don't forget the deadly slingshot and its various forms...projectile weapons were hot in the 1st century AD.
and the staff
Something to consider. All Satan had to do to destroy God's plan was nothing at all. If he did not have his people kill Jesus there would be no gospel.
God knew his enemy. So He knew that was never going to happen.
In a sense Q is doing the same thing. Q knows his enemy which is why Q knows that NCSWIC
If Jesus never died he would have probably lived for ever and turned almost everyone towards God. Devil loses either way.
God has no enemies.. holyshit people are dumb
all powerful .. how do you have enemies?
no we have a playground with fools acting like fools .. believing foolish things
I am not sure what you think all powerful means. God is all powerful yet He cannot force us to love Him.
God has given us free will. We are free to choose to love Him or not.
That is basically what Jesus was saying in Matthew 26:53. At any point Jesus could have ended what was happening with complete power. Yet He choose not to.
Well said.
David --- on the other hand....
the fact christianity deems all those that don't buy this story heathens is a reason i cannot support them.
the fact the majority of christians don't see the flaw, is sad/hilarious
ALL POWERFUL = but people violate its will? no
the logic is flawed
You are missing the entire point of the gospel. God needed to sacrifice his Son so that we would be given the opportunity to understand that we are loved beyond measure.
Of course God is powerful enough to force us to love Him.
You miss the point. . .God is Love. One takes the Holy Spirit in his heart; logic is a mind thing. I believe!
He did make a 9 tales to drive the money changers out of the temple. :)
In case you didn't know. At any time Jesus could have called on his Father and he would have had at his disposal over 12 legions of angels. Those angels had flaming swords. I think that could qualify has a massive amount of firearms. Now I admit I don't know how many angels are in 12 legions but I suspect it would be more than enough to do whatever He wanted. :)
Matthew 26:53 Do you think I cannot call on my Father, and he will at once put at my disposal more than twelve legions of angels?
12 legions would be tens of thousands of angels. A legion has been described as as few as 7,000 and as many as 10,000.
I suspect that 12 angels alone would be more than enough.
The Legions I've been to usually have 10-20 old guys wearing WWII, Korea, or Vietnam hats.
Yeah, it's not them. We're talking BIBLICAL, fren.
Kek.
Doesn't mean he didn't break out the whip and start using it to clear the money-changers out of the temple.
Besides that, this is the dumbest argument ever.... For obvious reasons.
Not only did he break out the whip, he MADE the whip
Whips are raycist!!!!
I mean the most important of which is..
We're not Jesus.
The Jesus Jew massacre
Didn’t Jesus instruct his followers to have a sword ( firearm equivalent of the day) and if they didn’t have one instructed them to sell their cloak and buy one ?
For a specific situation leading up to his arrest in Luke 22, yes. There were 12 of them, and passage says that they ended up with two swords.
Luke 22:36
Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.
I personally am making an effort to avoid using conjuctions and the word N0, maybe give ita go fren see how we Change the world.
I will say this. His Daddy is one violent Muther Fucker when he wants to be. He has wiped almost everything off the earth before. And many cities and killed many men. The Key is do not piss Jehovah off. He will only take it so long!
On the contrary. The Father is infinitely merciful.
The Great Flood was a counter attack in response to Satan's attempt to destroy mankind through genetic manipulation.
Genesis 6:4
There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.
Giants AKA Nephilim AKA Half-angel half-man hybrids
The Father waited until only 8 purebloods remained on the planet before He sealed the Ark and destroyed the planet with a Great Flood.
After the Nephilim perished, they became demons.
The Book of Enoch provides further details, and shows how the fallen angels promoted degeneracy of all kinds and also performed genetic experiments, mixing animal DNA together.
Luke 17:26
And as it was in the days of Noe, so shall it be also in the days of the Son of man.
Rabbit-human embryos reported / Chinese scientists mix DNA to create source for stem cells
Rick Weiss, Washington Post Aug. 14, 2003
https://archive.ph/oDm4w
The genetic experiments have resumed. This time, YHWH will destroy the Earth by fire.
And yet, he directed his swordless followers to sell their cloak in order to buy one. Liberals and scripture are an ignorant, deadly combo.
A long complex argument condensed to just four words.
Talent.
Jesus could smite people if He wanted. Most days I'm glad that I don't have that kind of power.
Correcto. Jesus didn't have nuclear weapons, either, but Sodom and Gomorrah might say otherwise.
I like how you think!
Jesus was before firearms. Red Herring bullshit
Jesus is coming back with a rod of iron. No firearm can stop him!
Jesus lost his firearms in a tragic boating accident while fishing, thus he became a carpenter. That’s why we all need “cordless hole punches” today.
So THAT is why He rolled with all those fishermen
He would have used a Crossbow . groan
Too soon. 😄
Me: what guns are you cleaning?
Friendo: Oh just the ones I took shooting. My AR, my pistols, my AK...
Me: You're cleaning your AK? Why?
Friendo: Now GC while it is true that you can go a whole lifetime without cleaning your AK I want mine to last two lifetime.
Me: Yep... you would be that guy on Judgement Day asking, "Uh I get to keep this right?"
Friendo: Well yes of course. What if God turns out to be a tyrant
Me: almost dying of laughter you're gonna need a bigger gun.
What a dumb take. Firearms didn’t exist
pretty sure they tried to outlaw his whip after his trip to the temple
Idiotic Statement to start with since there were none at that time in History. But his followers did arm themselves with the weapons of the day. Peter took out his sword and cut off the ear of the servant of the High Priest in the Garden of Gethsemane.
Its a joke humor is dead. Perhaps it was killed with a sword or a gun.
Fuck it I'll say it, the government didn't kill Jesus for sedition or treason. The Jews killed him for heresy. Pontius Pilot washed his hands because he didn't want to kill Jesus. The mob so wanted to kill Jesus they even traded the life of Barabas an already convicted murderer. Do not misappropriate blame, the Romans didn't care that Jesus said he was the son of God or that he performed miracles. Jesus even taught to give the government their shekels, the Romans had no issue with that.
Why have firearms when you have lightening?
Luke 22:36
Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.
Hebrews 4:12
For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.
Mathew 10:34
I did not come with peace, I come with a sword
I'm pretty sure David took his sword and brought down the wrath of God on God's enemies.
I'm pretty sure Jesus went to his death for us.
Their thinking is so damaged.
Jesus was made his own weapons:
In the temple courts He found men selling cattle, sheep, and doves, and money changers seated at their tables. So He made a whip out of cords and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle... (John 2:15)
Jesus guided his disciples to arm themselves:
“Now, however,” He told them, “the one with a purse should take it, and likewise a bag; and the one without a sword should sell his cloak and buy one. (Luke 22:36)
Jesus' education to turn the other cheek was guidance on how to disarm those who have only violence in their hearts, but who have a conscience. It was not guidance to be without defense.
thank God our Founders recognized it would be on we the people to defend the Country from tyranny! May God protect us, His will be done.
Jesus owned assault rocks.
He didn't have pants or a phone either.
Jesus wasnt a Christian, either.
Nor did he ever go to church.
Ponder that.
he did go to temple tho
Brought a length of cord and opened a can of a whoop-ass.
"lord, doest thou need a firearm?"
"and the son of God looked upon his desciple and said, 'LOL, am I not Jesus?'"
I'm pretty sure those are missing verses from the Bible.
Can we say tabernacle
i think the tabernacle was tent-like, mobile. after the temple was built the tabernacle was no longer needed. so Jesus was never in the literal tabernacle
It's just fun to say Tabernacle
Jesus was always in tabernacle goofball souce ie nature is God and divine ontop of that communing with it is how all prohits and seer ers did what they did in the Bible!!!!!!!!!!
To teach the noobs, not as a representative. Christianity is a farce, created by men.
If you're talking about the Easter Bunny, Christmas trees, and other pagan additions and referring to those traditions of man as Christianity, then sure.
Always this guy. What a novel viewpoint. Did you just consider this? Are you 14?
Do we have to actually point out that Jesus was the Christ, and His followers are called “Christians”? LOL. I truly hope that we can both say “Well, Duh!” to that.
Yashua was never "the Christ". That's some Alice A. Bailey UN horseshit.
Lookie there... you pondered.
Ive helped you move the ball al little bit.
"youre dumb"
Really?
Weak, sir.
Ok, Youve convinced me.. you didnt learn or ponder of move the ball at all.