There's a FTX *SEX TAPE*, now? We I know investors got f**ked, but, uhhhhh... don't need this. Nobody needs this.
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How Embarrassing!
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The woman has such arrested development that she looks underaged.
That's exactly what I was going to say. SBF and his girlfriend both look like special needs high schoolers, so it wouldn't surprise me if they were able to hook up with some actual teenagers, especially if they paid. They both speak and look much younger than their actual ages. It's all so disturbing.
I kekd. Thank you, goatz!
^^^^ + "sex tape" = Chunder
It's called fetal alcohol syndorme
Cue Greta Thunberg: "How dare you!?" KEK!
u/#howdareyou
Wow never seen those words used legimately before. Just thought it was a show....wow
If it had minors they wouldn't be releasing it.
Isn't it convenient how they made it a crime to show the evidence of their crimes?
How many criminals are saved by that? How many children are abused again and again because of it?
Yea, and if a Man wants to have privacy in his life then he must be a criminal but every fucking thing the government does is classified and hidden from the People.
"Only the media can look at that content."
It is the Bahamas after all.
Why would anyone want to watch SBF and Caroline's sex tape?
It would be almost as bad as a Chuck Schumer or Nancy Pelosi sex tape.
or a Jerry Nadler sex tape.
I doubt the video has any artistic value.
What about autistic value
Porn needs more autistic representation, some feminist said, and this is what they get.
...That's good. I should use that.
Odds he can ever find it? Not very good. Odds he'll shit himself in the process? Likely.
He’d have to get some tinaculums and go fishing.
u/#ummwhat
Nadler dick is gone... just a calloused fat roll with a piss hole
Gross warning,,...............................,.. ................... ............... ............. .......
Probably just a net of dangling veins an urethra...
Nadler’s sex tape is for scat fetishists
I was gonna say ... the contortions that fat slob has to make to both hold and wipe his ass indicate some kind of shit fetish.
Something tells me he likes scat and feet.
Often time together.
BLEAAAAAARGGGGG !!!
Dammit. I just ate. Now you owe me a lunch. I will also be sending you the cleaning bill...
With Jeffrey Toobin watching in the corner going bananas
Loobin his Toobin
Reminds me of long ago back in 1975-1977 when everyone was going to Alaska to earn big bucks working on the pipeline. Some friends went and when they returned, they regaled us with tales of working there.
One said he worked in a portable office space set up where they were paving new roads or something. In that small office, someone kept a pet spider monkey. This monkey would shriek all the time and masturbate himself. He was able to reach his own tiny, skinny pee pee with his mouth and and did it so often that it was in shreds.
Just thinkin' of Jeff Toobin.
Schadenfreude.
Bumping uglies. Literally.
hahahah Nice one
😂😂😂😂 this made me chuckle in the middle of my meeting. Thanks.
Are you guys hiring
PM me
How do I PM you lmao
lol!
Dude had billions and was banging Sigmund the Jewish sea monster wtf
you would think with all that $$ he could find some quality tail
I saw dudes asking that about Zuckerberg about decade ago. They reason is because Chan (yet another Chinese wife) is his handler.
If I had that kind of money back in my 20s with my mind back then I'd probably have a new woman every week.
Yeah the lack of billionaire harems points to the billionaires being fakes and frontmen, such as Zuckerberg being the excuse for LifeLog
Billionaire Harem - helluva band.
yep love you long time would be measured daily.....lol
Back in my pre-ban twitter days there was a douchebag that kept making big claims. One of which he was going to release an Adam Schiff sex tape. Day came and release some random gay porn scene, no doubt from his personal collection.
Beware what you promote. Some of this is just bullshit to demoralize when it doesn't come to light.
Yeah but its not like its a huge letdown if it doesnt come to pass. Not like any of us asked for this lmao. It would be quality entertainment tho. Getting a very personal win over a NWO megadonor
Speak for yourself. I want to see that mousey bitch get fucked.
I bet they're furries....
Dont even need costumes.
Real life trolls banging… hard pass
I'mma give that a soft, flaccid pass, thanks!!!
This may be the primer for connections to Epstein. The commonalities are there: Homes in the Caribbean and billions in fake money donated to Dems.
They are both ugly as sin. may the lord shield our eyes.
Amen.
That's just over the damn line. No one wants to see that fuzzy head goblin laying the carrot to TittyPussy.
Now I know why her knees are all red....SBF did NOT want to look into the face of "The Fly"
I caught this too.
https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1592935133652619264
This might be the way they can raise new capital...releasing a sex tape....hey it put the Kardashians on the map!! I've heard they called Kris for advice on how to get the most bang for the buck
Allegedly, it was Kris's idea to film it in the first place. She allegedly watched and directed it and deemed it not hot enough the first time, so had them re-do it to her satisfaction before editing it and 'oopsie I leaked it'.
sbleaks.eth.limo
https://sbfleaks.eth.limo/
Don't be fooled, it's probably CP.
or an ad for some YouTube show.
Headline distraction
🤮
Sounds like a distraction from the true crime.
The girl might have been underage maybe?
Does she look remotely close to 28 like claimed?
More like 12 but she's also a product of incest so there's that.
28? That makes her four in chipmunk years.
Get the tissues and lotion ready, but don’t bust that nut yet! I’m sure there is more to cum. Pun totally intended 😎
That insider didn't kill themselves.
weirder and weirder too...
EH u know what this is just one of those things we don't need to know about LMAO
this is gonna be the least erotic sex tape since i accidentally facetimed my mother in law whilst trying to send nudes to my gf lmao
Another -- not today, but it's coming up.
Gross
I wonder if the tape shows them 'doing it' on a billion dollars cash money.
Nobody wants to see Stay Puft's moobs flopping around for sure.