Facebook and all entities owned by them (Instagram etc.) have crashed worldwide
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Productivity worldwide should increase by 200% and time in the bathroom reduce by 50%
And he still has his britches on 😳
Look like Pepe is taking a crap in his pants to me.
Eewww...mucky. 😂
I couldn’t eat my food
You guys are frickin killin me!
Well he's sitting on the toilet and ain't even pulled down his britches. Unless he gas a hole cut in the seat, I don't see any option.
In the OLD days, kids PJ’s had a snapped/buttoned trap door in the back. Used to crack me up...see Our Gang/Little Rascals.
He's wearing them dungarees backwards. Using the zipper.
Which reminds me of a funny idea I had for car fuel during gas shortage or to conserve. If everyone ate tons of beans, we could all cut or sew flaps in the seats of pants and place tube from out our rears to gas tank to fill cars with methane. Lol
Lololol
Rooftoptendie received!
Ha! Oh, man. I miss this, my nimble lad. Thanks
Lol
Not true, I come here while I poop.
Doing it right now. At work!
#MeToo cuz I mean when else can I come here and laugh at pepe memes to myself and NOT get caught....
Me to
#MePoo
Someone down voted that, haha.
Collective world IQ skyrockets.
I wonder what news they are trying to prevent from spreading
Not sure if this is related to the Project Veritas thing, but an ex FB employee just turned whistle blower.
I haven't really watched her leaks but do you think she's genuine or is this a fabricated story to use as a scapegoat, from what I'm hearing it sounds kind of unimpressive and she also got an interview with 60 minutes right--they're not exactly supportive of the cause of freedom are they?
My instant reaction is pretty much the same as Donald Jr.
It can't be a coincidence.
https://greatawakening.win/p/13zg0ESE41/facebooks-outage-is-rather-suspe/c/
another thing to consider is the pandora papers being releaed, iirc same thing happened with the panama papers and at least one other link - this is also somewhat of a co-incidence
Yes
My thoughts exactly. 60 Minutes is sus. Always have been.
fabricated. She said she lost someone close to her to "conspiracy theories". WTF is that supposed to mean? Then she said that facebook is allowing "hate" content instead of blocking. The moral of her story is that they are not censoring since the election. This passes the buck to gov to step in
Yep that makes sense, it seems way too sus.
That’s my thoughts. Who shut it down? White or black hats? Why isn’t Twitter down also? Doesn’t Twitter censor also? Dang it’s a mystery🤓
They may be next. Facebook--->kill Twitter--->kill Wasnt there a Q post similar? Yes...there was... https://qposts.online/post/1044
Cant report in a storm if the service provider is down...
Likely anything true
I'm thinking the same thing
Isn't Project Veritas expected to drop something today?
At 8 PM, they put it on telegram too, but I can't use my telegram right now either, I'm not sure if it's related, or just random, it opens, but nothing is loading.
Yes
As should sanity.
Agreed
Same, I don't know why but it always ends up showing me girls asses.
because you watch the whole thing a couple of times.
Please God make it so...
Yes! I totally agree, how is Twatter still up?
They're trying to bury something!!! Before it buries them
☝🏼THIS EXACTLY☝🏼
What does FB own besides Insta? I was thinking Pinterest but they’re still up. Twitter needs to get taken out too!
Nextdoor, I think?
Looks like it’s going down right now
Cant report a storm if twitter is down
Q Post - 2337 on the 4th Oct does say...> Media Assets will be removed
u/#Happening
I noticed this last night... 10/4 =5:5 = 55 ="my fellow Americans.... Yeah, I'm TODAY faggin!
https://greatawakening.win/p/13zfvfk1d0/today-is-104-what-does-55-mean/
Whoosh - 17th updoot.
Holy crap!!!!!
Telegram not down in Australia
Unfortunately I got hooked onto Instagram when my mother almost died of long Covid, but now I just go here and work as much as possible :).
If they are on Snapchat and have their profile public (or set to only friends) on the map you can see where they are. Of course you need an account.
The house design addiction from Insta is real! 😂 We built a house last year and Insta was like crack! For me, it’s worse than Pinterest! 😳😬🤷🏼♀️😂
Go to your local farm store and get the paste brah. There's no such thing as long covid it's just parasites.
I did afterwards, she’s a lot better now but this was right after we reopened in July of last year.
Here's a thought experiment for ya. If it were to happen to GAW do you think pedes would react similarly?
Lol seriously?
I’m lovin this ☝🏼💕
Honestly, of course I would lol. Endorphins gonna endorphin :)
I would get a lot of projects done and that’s all I’ll say about that! 😬😂
This going on right now. Meanwhile at work im surrounded by the bridge troll brigade still discussing COVID, Covid CoVid , Vax, Vaxx, Jab lock step and oblivious. The humor of displayed ignorance is truly astounding. Dont forget your mask! This is like "mostly peaceful protests" while a car and building burn to the ground.
My immediate thought was from the scene of Airplane when the lights to the runway were unplugged - "Just kidding!" Hopefully, they were taken down by white hats!
Picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!
RIGHT????!!!!!!!! PHEW!!!! I'm glad someone else remembered it!
I have adhd and forgot my tablet one day so I was a bit dopey.
My wife turned to me and said 'you picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines', I totally pissed myself laughing.
What is TD?
TheDonald, now Patriots.win
Thanks.
Surely, you can't be serious.
I am and don't call me Shirley!
Roger, Roger!
Do we have clearance, Clarence?
I'm thinking more of the best part from Airplane 2...
"We've been thrown off course just a tad, about 70 million miles or so."
Everyone just nods
"The bumps you feel are asteroids crashing through the side of the ship."
Everyone starts oohing and aahing
"We've also lost all navigation and are heading straight into the sun."
Some guy asks "Is that all?"
"Well no, we're also out of coffee."
Everyone loses it and starts shooting each other
The world can be exploding around them but when Facebook goes down it's like the world is ending lol.
Reminds me of this quote from “The Dark Knight”
The Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds. Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!
a little eerie tbh , but i like it.
Except he lied. He wasn't an agent of chaos; he was an agent of evil following his own plan.
Absolutely. Not agreeing with the quote just the part about interrupting the status quo. Kids get bombed, drug and gang wars , overdoses , and everyone is calm. But trump wins an election instead of Hilary and everyone loses their minds! Lol
EXACTLY!!!! People don't know what to do without FB, IG, Twatter, etc.
I thought the first movie was the best! It was so out of the norm for other movies! Not to mention Animal House! That was another great movie for its time.
like reaching a precipice or something.
A hospital? What is it?
LET'S GO BRANDON!
May this never die.
Pretty soon that phrase will be "mAnDaTeD" as well.
LOL! Thought they had taken me down.
Right after I posted this https://files.catbox.moe/1m9eiq.png
and called him Dr. Mengele
What the fuck happened to that screenshot lol
Someone dropped it in the deep fryer
gets ptsd from deep fried memes on plebbit
God Only knows. I sure cannot figure it out... but it was posted here in GWA: https://greatawakening.win/p/13zfvflxAW/pretty-much/c/
You downloaded the thumbnail of the post rather than the actual photo you linked to there.
Download this one instead- https://media.greatawakening.win/post/FBgaXhv2.jpeg
Braille edition
I did the exact same; posted that screenshot and then bam. FB bans are kind of my thing, but it’s the best way to each normies. 🤣
Needs more jpg.
Damn you Brandon, why!? shakes fist at sky
If we just cheer him on surely that’ll work. All together now! “Let’s go Brandon!”
I had just gotten a 3 day ban just before it went down! Got one more punch in! Haha Bitches!
I have never gotten a time limited ban...just two prior permanent suspensions. Even though my current account doesn't show anything more than a search ban....it seems to be locked down tight. I keep the account purely for my list of people whose posts I follow.
gotem
I just finished a 7 day ban at 1pm today. Click the link...dammit. Got the ban for posting a yt video of Jovan Pulitzer discussing the AZ audit. Go figure.
The worlds smallest violin is playing.. 🎻
How sad for this guy that calls all his victims 'dumb fuckers'
Got to throw the MSM on TV in that pile, too!
Downdetector shows outages https://downdetector.com/status/facebook/map/
Unfounded deboonked conspiracy claims!!!
U.S. Outages holding steady at about 10K. Still higher than the highest reading.
https://livemap.pingdom.com/
Still slowly climbing. Engage hopium. lol
Wow, 60.39% of people are still using Chrome browser.
Meanwhile, I use Fennec browser on my Android phone (downloaded from F-Droid app store) and Waterfox (Firefox clone) on PC.
Hmm, my cell and internet is extremely slow today and really all weekend.. always has be waiting for the shoe to drop.
mine too. could not get maps to connect at all when we were driving around trying to find a store. so we just turned off our phones and got completely lost. found good tacos. so it was a win.
but extraordinarily slow connections. on the road and at home.
MANY sites use facebook scripts (ads, whatnot) and so will appear to be very slow loading while those requests time out. The sites still work, you just have to wait minutes for something to come up.
I was just on Walgreens app checking prescriptions and it closed three times.
Its DNS. Facebook cannot be resolved by a simple ping.
There are other networks that are down too. Discord is down in some area, along with slack.
We've seen this earlier this year too
Might be a Black Hat test of bringing down the whole DNS system in order to create a communications blackout later
Word on the street says its a BGP hijacking. Perhaps Russia? They have the clout to do it.
I remember when I first heard about the BGP protocol, and the presenter described how vulnerable it is, and how easy it was for someone in China to hijack ALL of the IP addresses, and how little protection there was, etc...
Good times.
When I read this and asked my wife to check her FB, she confirmed it is down.
I started jumping around and laughing. I know I’m not the only one excited for a collapse.
Crashed = ?
Financially, or operationally?
Facebook's Stock dropped 6% since the outage began.
Sauce: https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1445067034317017098
Ugh! I wish they would stay gone forever!
Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 37m Replying to @disclosetv UPDATE - DNS records that tell systems around the world how to find http://Facebook.com or http://Instagram.com got withdrawn from the global Internet routing tables.
Excellent point!!
Both possibly?
It's trending on Twatter
At the same time, Blackrock stock is frozen. This is a cabal controlled investment firm that's buying up property in the US.
It's started trading again, but the price action is like molasses. Something's up.
Facebook Down. Great Awaking Still Up. Things that make you say hmmmmmm. Patriots have to be in control or Great Awaking would have already been shut down.
I agree. and about once a week I force myself to listen to NPR. and today they were actually talking about the FB whistleblower, and the vaccines having aborted fetal cells. of course they tried to deflect, but it was a change from their usual fluff.
Bahahaha. I know several people who are going to lose it if FB and Insta don’t come back up soon. How will they feel like they have any self worth if they can’t post a million things each day about every aspect of their kids lives and get that high from all the likes and comments!? The melt down will be legit! Lol. As long as nothing happens to GAW they can go scorched earth on the rest of the internet for all I care! 😂
Putin threatened to destroy Facebook for promoting diddling I wonder if this is related
Hey guys my internet is just fi
DNS for these entities not working.
Good. I'm in FakeBook Jail for the Mortal Sin of telling the truth anyway.
My hubby was too. LOL
My second time!
I’m stilled banned on twatter so it should be taken down too! If me and GEOTUS can’t use it no one can!!! Mwahahahaha I wish. Alas, class action lawsuits.
I'm so excited I can barely contain my joy!!! Its easier to get people off crack-cocaine than facefvck
Let's go Brandon!
If I say “Let’s go Brandon!” One more time my wife is going to kill me 😂
Everything my kids do that’s awesome, now get a “Let’s go Brandon!”
Bahaha! That’s awesome! I wonder if that reporter knows what a gift she gave to all of us. I haven’t had so much fun trolling since Epstein didn’t kill himself! 🤷🏼♀️😂
I know right?! That make it way to easy for us lol
It’s like they’re not even trying! 😆😂
When I could get on instagram Let’s Go Brandon had it’s own hashtag🤣
That makes me so happy 😂
That, my friend would be a death worth dying. Let's go Brandon!
10 days of darkness?
Twitter appears to be down now also! BRING ON THE BLACKOUT PUSSIES!
Twitter's up and been up.
He he he!!!
*The outage came the morning after "60 Minutes" aired a segment in which Facebook whistleblower Frances Haugen claimed the company is aware of how its platforms are used to spread hate, violence and misinformation, and that Facebook has tried to hide that evidence. Facebook has pushed back on those claims.
The interview followed weeks of reporting about and criticism of Facebook after Haugen released thousands of pages of internal documents to regulators and the Wall Street Journal. Haugen is set to testify before a Senate subcommittee on Tuesday.
Shares of Facebook were down more than 5% in midday trading Monday, putting it on pace for its worst trading day in nearly a year.*
https://archive.is/WfKwY
So it could be the Black Hats punishing FB for not censoring us enough?
FB not totally down for me right now, but acting very funky. Can't seem to search, view photos, or some profiles.
It's probably down but you have cached data in a mobile app perhaps?
I think you're right. I remembered later that when they knocked Parlor off, I could still open the app. Just couldn't load anything off Parlor itself.
Samesies. Sister and best friend confirms.
If you are on your phone it's just cached data. It'll show the same thing if you disconnect from the internet.
Yes. I realized later that is probably what it was.
Wow i can't get it to load from a browser. So project veritas and the Pandora papers and the indictments and anything else that's damaging to the narrative needs to be offline and covered up. They will claim DNS error while actively deleting terabytes of damaging info. Hold on patriots its going to be a wild ride. Need more popcorn. NCSWIC
Checked the local pistol club page(fudds that run it=facebook...), feels good man....