Guys. I haven't stopped crying since we got this modmail. It's over?? The FBI raid on Trump's house—that means he can't run in 2024?? What was in that safe!!! A tear-stained confession to all his crimes? I feel totally crushed and need your suppor—OH GOD, I CAN'T TYPE FROM LAUGHING. What is this??
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Leftwing fan fiction is hilarious.
I replied to him asking for clarification to a number of his points. He obviously has done his homework. I'm Canadian so I can't carry around an actual-size US Constitution (the pocket-sized one is my everyday Constitutional carry). Maybe there are details in the fine print or the Constitution's bibliography and footnotes that I missed. It's a living document, right? But WHERE does it live?? Did Trump have it in his basement? Is that what they were after?? And getting raided by the FBI! That means you can't run for President, right?
I ARE SO CONFUSED. I'm sure he will reply and clarify for us all.
For a Canadian, you're a damn fine American.
He is the best Canadian.
Yep.
Wait.
How do you say that in Canadian?
I think it's "Yep, eh."
you forgot "sorry"
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That election/search warrant language is in there following the section about the right to free and fast abortions anytime, anywhere and on any corner.
Yup, it’s just before where they mention the right to government school “education”
I think we should believe everything from FBI Agent #69.
Sounds like a legit source.
It is true that you can't steal documents but declassed documents are not able to be stolen. They're in the public domain. The Constitution does outline that this prohibits running for office, but like all the FBI/DOJ "evidence" against Trump, it can't be made up nonsense for it to survive judicial review.
An FBI raid does not prohibit you from running for office! Possessing classified documents does not prohibit you from running for office! You have to be CONVICTED of a felony to prevent running for office! This raid is so far from meaning that Trump can't run for office, it's laughable.
That's not entirely true. The code is kind of up for interpretation, but it does not state at all that you have to be convicted, it just says if you have taken classified documents and not returned them and they are found in your possession that you're violating 18-2071.
Congress tried to use this to bar Killary from running for president, but congressional scholars argued against it at the time and that was accepted.
18 U.S. Code § 2071 - Concealment, removal, or mutilation generally
(a)Whoever willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, or destroys, or attempts to do so, or, with intent to do so takes and carries away any record, proceeding, map, book, paper, document, or other thing, filed or deposited with any clerk or officer of any court of the United States, or in any public office, or with any judicial or public officer of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.
(b)Whoever, having the custody of any such record, proceeding, map, book, document, paper, or other thing, willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys the same, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States. As used in this subsection, the term “office” does not include the office held by any person as a retired officer of the Armed Forces of the United States.
The code does not override the constitution.
Huh?
All laws repugnant are to the Constitution are null and void
Codes are written by bureaucrats. Most likely congress never adopted these rules. Even that being said was true all laws written by government institutions when in conflict with the constitution the constitution takes precedence.
Article VI All debts contracted and engagements entered into, before the adoption of this Constitution, shall be as valid against the United States under this Constitution, as under the Confederation.
This Constitution, and the laws of the United States which shall be made in pursuance thereof; and all treaties made, or which shall be made, under the authority of the United States, shall be the supreme law of the land; and the judges in every state shall be bound thereby, anything in the Constitution or laws of any State to the contrary notwithstanding.
The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the members of the several state legislatures, and all executive and judicial officers, both of the United States and of the several states, shall be bound by oath or affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States.
So how come ol nasty nancy got to tear up the SOTU address with no backlash?
And dont forget Hillary...
OOH! OOH! I can answer this one! This is the BEST. Trump and Nancy negotiated that Trump would send her an advance copy of the SOTU speech, but he deviated from it. Remember him laughing at their exiense? "You weren't supposed to clap, there!" Trump played them, embarrassed them, and Nancy was pissed.... That's why she tore the speech. She was saying, "Here's what Trump's word means!"
Checkmate Poisonous Pelosi!
That's the story I heard also...Speaker of House & VP get copy of SOTU speech but she kept flipping through the pages because she was lost...her copy didn't want follow his speech.
POTUS Always has the last laugh! 😹
Because it was one of 500 copies handed out to everyone in the room that evening and it was public record?
Why do you think Kash was talking about being Trumps rep and declassified docs being made available? I wonder if they're looking for the red folder? They step in thecteap everytime. Does anyone w half a brain really think Trump would give them anything true and real they could use against him? Theres no there there.
THIS!👆
Hillary was not a President, or former President. Presidents and former Presidents have a significantly higher level of discretion over possession of classified documents, especially since a President has the authority to classify a document as "top secret".
Presidents do, former presidents do not. They have a security clearance, but not the ability to declassify.
Hillary did both oh the Irony!
What!
Raided by the FBI means you can't run for president?
So, there will never be a President Marilyn Manson?
I'm so discouraged! /s
Only a male Doberman, you bigot!
Here's a male "Doberman," the character from the old Phil Silvers show:
https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/actor-maurice-gosfield-as-pvt-duane-doberman-on-the-phil-silvers-show-picture-id98485313?s=612x612
I loved that show as a little girl! Take my updoot for the happy memory!
Always thought McHale's Navy was a homage to Phil Silver's Show. Loved it, too!
Hogan's Heroes was also similar with the conniving and ability to "obtain" things. I once worked at a factory, and I had a similar role. I knew who had extra parts squirreled away and how to ask nicely.
Heehee...you knew how to "requisition" parts!
HEY now, haven't you noticed?? 100% of everyone on this WIN went sober this year!! 🐸
No we didn't.
Yeah, I just keep my mouth shut when those sobriety motivational posts pop up.
Good for them anons, but substance usage is subjectively abuse or not pending on the individual. Willpower and constitution checks considered, this anon rolls crits. sips Lielvarde Kriek
I'm glad you posted this. I wish I could keep my drinking down to a dull roar... But I can't 😭
We all gotta find a balance. It took a lot of heart ache, screw ups, and finding a better path in life before I was able to control the beasts.
Belated congrats to you catman regarding your recent post though! Nothing but the utmost respect for all anons that are detoxing, regulating, and controlling what can weaken us.
I revere Trump's hardline stance on the subject however. He had to watch (and ultimately lose) someone suffer that he loved, and that is no small motivator.
I've found that it is through the truly soul crushing losses that we experience in life that we are given the opportunity to stimulate and control our conscious minds, hearts, and souls to a greater degree. More aptly, closer to God and at peace internally.
Which, is really fascinating to me because it is the faith dynamic that the Q plan requires of the digital soldier. Anons must always trust in God's plan even if all seems dire. From the personal level all the way up to the 40,000 ft view. If anon understands this on the conscious level, then it will be reflected physically through anon. Whether that be as simple as body language and confidence during daily conversation or creating a meme. We are the plan.
I'm comfortable with where I'm at with it, but if you can't you can't.
That's right! u/catsfive Well done to all here fighting and winning the battle! Been reading all of your success stories! 👏🏆🙏
And, just like POTUS we don't smoke, drink or do drugs! Need to be sharp to fight the enemy!
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Mary Trump is at it again?
Props to Mary Trump for absorbing all of the bad genes in the Trump family
Oh God I wish I could sticky comments
I wish I had more than one updoot to give.
Savage.
I cracked up so hard when I saw this. What's the funniest is he doesn't realize how unintentionally hilarious this is.
Like... you don't see?
Shill be like "I'm so gonna ruin their day with my mental illness!"
Naw, gonna make it more fun.
The monkeypox be making them cray cray.
Cant. Stop. Having. Gay. Sex.
Just heard on the radio that 40% of those who have contracted monkeypox also have AIDS.
Perhaps so many of them will get those disgusting blisters and pustules on their faces and anuses that people will begin to shy away from them because of their diseased bodies. Similar to the bubonic plague. If anyone had an obvious sore people steered clear of them and/or isolated them.
Well, what if you refuse service to them?
No, I'm not letting you in my gym.
No, you can't eat in my restaurant.
No, you can't sit in my chairs.
That would be an interesting scenario.
They refused Pure Bloods...
“They won’t be able to walk down the street”?
Not with the pox chafing them
Nah. That’s like a wet dream for bug-chasing nurglings.
does that include the children?
If not, they do now.
Don’t say gay sex. It isn’t sex. It’s sodomy.
It also isn't gay. They're mostly miserable people from what I've seen except when they're among their 5-7% hivemind clique.
Wear an oversize face mask over your butt. And perhaps, for the ignorant, add the words "I ain't catchin' no monkeypox." :)
This is the most convoluted thing they might actually do, lmao
Making them impersonate FBI agents.
I think that is suppose to be a crime.
KEKLARIOUS
You crack me up u/blacksmith! 😹
How are you doing Joy? Good to see you. You ever get on Truth?
I'm great blacksmith... very blessed! Hope you are doing well also! I'm on Truth as Joys1Daughter also. How about you...are you on TS as blacksmith21?
We found each other!
Yes, found you fren!
It be like that.
Seen a guy today on the highway, speed limit 75mph. He's in the left lane going 45mph, I looks over at him when I get around him and he's wearing mask gloves and goggles
🤣
Sounds like a moron wrote that crap!
In the Almighty name of Jesus, I bind and rebuke the Spirit of discouragement and disillusionment.Leave President Trump and America and God’s people at once and SO NOT RETURN!! I slam that door on you and cover it it over with the Almighty Blood of Jesus Christ. 2 Timothy 1:7 “For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.” Isaiah 41:10 So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand. Isaiah 54:17 no weapon forged against you will prevail, and you will refute every tongue that accuses you. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, and this is their vindication from me,” declares the LORD.
Amen
Amen! By the power of God I command ALL evil spirits to leave immediately, and I command the FBI to return all stolen objects to Mar-A-Lago!
If only that worked. Can you imagine how fast you could rid the planet of commies
Amen.
All God's children say AMEN! 🙌
Amen
From "FBIagent69" eh? Derp and fag name checks out.
He's stated his daily position within the ranks. (6-9) fag
u/#glowie
Where do they keep hearing that Russia is losing? Lol
The only thing Russia is losing is the deep state’s stranglehold.
Reddit and fakebook
They think Russia is trying to do a blitzkrieg across Europe or something, and the brave Ukranian "Ghosts" are keeping them at bay.
I AM AGAINST TRUMP'S WALL!
bang!
I can imagine the signed confessions found in the safe.
Ha ha ha I got away with it! Foreign dignitaries staying in my Washington DC hotel!
I got two scoops and everybody else only got one! Ha ha ha!
I also bought out all of the Diet Coke and Ocasio-Cortez is my daughter, too! Mwahaha!
Does this mean we can finally date her?? GOD I HOPE SO
You might be too late there, Cats. I heard she got engaged to the ginger with the hobbit-feet.
You know he's got to be the biggest simp among simps, also.
Any kids they might have are doomed in the looks department.
She’s already dating Alex stein
These people will end up in mental institutions.
Make Asylums Great Again
Noice
I can't even imagine being this much a faggot. As soon as some leftwing fuckery, that Trump was definitely prepared for, happens they have to come here and message someone like they even have the slightest idea about legality, or Q, or anything really. Just calling Trump fat, really??? Just another sad lefty who needs daddy government and lamestream media 24/7
Right? Trump literally fucked his mom without even MEETING her, it's so sad.
Well I mean Anderson pooper, I mean Cooper, said it soooo it's definitely true!
They’re 7 year olds in a 40 year old body. Pray for them. Not everyone is blessed with a sound mind.
The person who wrote it was maybe 13, 14 tops
We truly live in two different movies w opposing antagonists. It’s weird. Alice in wonderland strategy
Whatever the case is, I'm really getting tired of all the bullshit from the people who haven't grown up. That's all this really is, a bunch of people who never grew up from being children. They still act like bullies, respond with fear. It's so tiring.
I really hope we bring back hangings in the public square. Each person charged deserves due process, but capital punishment needs to come back so we can cull out all the pedophiles and communists.
I had friends in college, 40 years ago, who never grew out of being Democrats. Virtually everyone is a Democrat in college, but then they grow up :)
Not everyone, but in public schools I can see them keeping it on the DL.
Confirmation that the minions don't know that their masters have been replaced and continue with their criminal activities. I wonder when it will start to leak out that the boss said go, but never said stop because the boss has been quietly replaced. This is exactly why this particular tactic for an exposure operation like what is underway is so damn effective. It worked against the NY crime families, and it is working against the DC crime families.
If I was a minion I might be a little cautious at this point rather than writing this. One should at least have the awareness that the demolition undertaken by the Biden administration could possible reveal something accidentally.
lmfao how can you keep getting burned and keep believing that "they're finally going to get drumpf"
So many fucking hoaxes and attempts to frame him and not a single one stuck.
This.. This is the essence of "comfy"!
(((They))) have walk into EVERY trap POTUS has set for them!
These people are stupid. 💥
As a rule of thumb, only two kinds of people use "hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha" in online posts / comments. 1) people who have lost an argument against you and are trying to show how "unaffected" they are by that 2) angry, hateful people who wish you harm
Indeed…could be a combo of all the above.
Talk about blindly following the wrong side! Their little glass world will be shattered when God wins.
An unclean bird from the reddit nest.
He mentions pedo quite a few tines accusing us of such actions, but none here ever talk about it without absolute abhor.
If there is projection, he has practiced it well.
Lmao, can't expect a sleepy fuck like that to see much. 4-6 percent...this is what they sound like I think.
Dems live in an imaginary universe that as Ron Reagan said, "just isn't so." They have to keep lying to keep living the lies.
They're the only ones that can't see how ridiculous they are.
Tendies
It's going to be absolutely fucking hilarious when this intentional raid is used to dismantle or strip power away from the feds. Let's hope this dipshit leftwing commie realizes this is all intentional - I wouldn't count on it tho cuz most of them aren't too bright lol
😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...That's all I have to say...
His SS stood by and watched as all those FBI agents tied their own nooses.
Probably greeted the agents with a smile. Savage.
I think most people here expected that something like this would happen at some point.
Some even believe that Trump is going to be the ‘first arrest’ as per Q.
These idiots have no idea how much autism they are dealing with.
This comment makes me happy!
Poor FBI fag is confused.. bless their little heart
Hey it looks like we have a fan!
It's going to be absolutely fucking hilarious when this intentional raid is used to dismantle or strip power away from the feds. Let's hope this dipshit leftwing commie realizes this is all intentional - I wouldn't count on it tho cuz most of them aren't too bright lol
Not even worth an eye roll
Kek fags gonna faggot. The projection is strong with this one. Methinks it's a groomer
The whole raid reeks of desperation. They're absolutely terrified of him, and they should be. They're hoping it stops him from running again. But that's the beauty of it: Trump doesn't need to run, his endorsement alone is more powerful than anything they have. NCSWIC
I think they're looking for the PEADs.
I will hold you while you laugh/cry in my shoulder!!!!
Mike Rothchild wrote this. His alt ego.