BOOM, and there it is, the most retarded thing I have ever been forwarded, EVER. This is why GAW is moderated the way it is. What kind of moron believes this garbage? We would have rather have NO POSTS for a day than watch dogshit, brain dead, moronic garbage like this get posted. AMAZING
(media.greatawakening.win)
🐴 SHIT POST 💩
I just called my mother-in-law and she answered the phone so there is no truth to the entities story. Sorry guys.
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Oh, I think I can beat that and Cats5 will love this one! A friend emailed me this link this morning. Note the predicted dates in the datefagging. Oh, and remember not to breathe if you go outside! /s
https://expose-news.com/2023/11/21/dr-william-deagle-chemtrails-contain/
She must be # 60,00(1). Better luck next time..
Lol 😆
u/#spitcoffee
That's why I come here first... to see if things like this are for realz... n sheeeit.
KEK
C5 - thank you for putting up with this and moderating so the rest of us can be somewhat focused
Thanks. This is the most unbelievable thing I've ever read, and this is 100% no different than flat Earth
I have noticed people missing though...Missing from work...The f*ckers haven't come to work for weeks now,...They on Strike...😎
I think South Africa is a special case though? Haha
Lol...100%...We actually have a 'Strike Season' every single year....I'm not kidding...😆
I'm not asking this in a mean way, but, how have you managed to stay in South Africa? It sounds pretty crazy from where we are
It's my Country,beautiful place, Could be Paradise on Earth if it was 'Run properly'...seriously...2nd, our Currency is worth shit 😁 so can't really go anywhere else....We have Elections next year and for the first time since the ANC took power in 1984 there's a good chance they will get under the 51% majority so there will have to be a coalition Government...Let's see what happens. ..🙂🫡
Respect for fighting the fight.
There are times to go where the spirit takes you & other times to grow where you are planted.
I hope the metaphorical ground becomes more fertile for you soon.
I'm with you. Love of country. You can't let the bad despoil the good. It goes against the grain to think you can escape a worldwide struggle by running away. If it is any encouragement, I have heard through my wife's family there, that healthy things are developing in Zimbabwe. Still a long road to travel.
Sometimes, people complain to me that they are trying to figure out what other country to flee to. I just shake my head. You boobs. Don't you understand we were it? We can't run; we can only stand. Stop being cowards; start being courageous.
Praying Patriot for your Country... that's like asking why do we stay here? We must stand our ground!
I was going to say, the only thing missing from that post you shared was mention of a flat earth.
I'm really sorry 😂🥴😊😀🐸👋
Don't be. Just please don't forget to post the update on Thursday, just in case the football is boring and the turkey is dry, we'll have this to look forward to.
Yeah but gotta be here to post the update... might get poofed ;)
Glad to hear it.
LEL, I was not apologizing to you :D
Well, the only way they could accomplish this was on a flat earth...... Otherwise there would have been forewarning on a globe earth - would have taken too much time to swing around the whole round earth and bad guys would have been notified - you didn't catch that part? Lol
Ban Ban Ban Ban Ban
Oh Lord KEK, have mercy 🐸
That will come AFTER you collect your quantum financials. Representatives will be ,asking the exchange starting Wednesday. No Thursday. No Friday.
Utterly unsauce-able. No way to verify, analyze, or even gather any evidence or observations about, even by anons who may want to investigate it. Does not meet minimum requirements for an acceptable post.
That said, if the fake News narrative is that we are being visited by extra terrestrials, then any dissappearances pushed by the media after could be believed by those who don't question.
I could see a system where large groups of "undesirables" are "dissappeared" then it gets blamed on the aliens that don't really exist.
Pretty easy way to get rid of critical thinkers & keep the sheeple in fear if they could pull it off.
I would say the only thing we can do is track and verify if key individuals or large groups appear to be disappearing. People will notice if this is really happening.
u/#correct
SUBMISSION STATEMENT: Not trying to stir up anything. Just, well, this is amazing
Edit: okay, that was fun, yes, mods sticky their own content and we will happily sticky yours. If it's silly or off topic that's GREAT, just make it good, frogs. LFG
I take it they didn't provide much in the way of receipts :D
Right? I'm checking X and nope, nobody has noticed anybody missing
Maybe the only people that would notice those missing are in the group that is missing.
Kek
I once poofed after eating Mexican food.
Your spellcheck is broken.
tHE gaLAcTIC fedERatION Has TAkEN OveR, lmao
“Attention all planets of the solar federation, we have resumed control”… 🤣 hashtag 2112
There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now.
Oh damn it, it was in the basement of City Hall printed on the inside of the lining of a trunk, am I right?
On my ship, the ‘Rocinante’ Wheeling through the galaxies, Headed for the heart of Cygnus Headlong into mystery
Planet Earth has been scheduled for destruction, to make way for an intergalactic highway.
Do we have fifth amendment rights in the galactic federation?
Meh, just someone's interpretation of the Alliance taking down the deep state. Lots of people laugh at the idea of an Alliance taking down the deep state. Believe what you want; NCSWIC regardless.
No offense but this is an absolutely retarded take. There's absolutely no room for this and no rational person would interpret it the way you're saying
I am very glad to see how comfortable you are with the word retarded. Sometimes it’s just the most correct term to use!
Screw the PC police.
How could anyone take offense to that?
LOL.
Only someone retarded, obviously!
Cats is far more diplomatic than I am.
Did you have the same reaction to Ardis's discussion of venom in the vax, now shown to be credible? Enough of the gatekeeping, already. Keep an open mind and embrace all who want to rid the world of this evil entity that has nearly destroyed humanity. As I stated, there are still those on this site who still laugh at the idea of an Alliance. People will believe as much as their frame of reference permits. Lastly, quit with the insults; it detracts from whatever message you wish to impart.
Lol. LMAO even. Nice job being an overbearingly retarded, condescending prick. Keep waiting on the Galactic Federation to crystalize your DNA and bring you into a higher dimension of existence. The rest of us have a world to save...
And just so that we're clear, the message that I wish to impart is that your Galactic Federation nonsense is just that: Nonsense. Go vibrate harder.
Why are you speaking for catsfive? I'm sure he/she can take up for him/herself.
Ha, almost has a Simon Parkes flair.
This is so funny, because we’ve been studying the book of revelation, and when the rapture happens, this is the kind of stupid communications that will go out.
All the questions that are rapture, the main stream media is going to say that it was all the bad energy that was sucked off the Earth. So everything is good. Now that all the Christians are gone.
I guess I’m not that far off 😂🤣👏👏
Except, the rapture is not mentioned in Revelations
Did you know? The number 144,000 is encoded inside ancient sacred geometry... 144,000 appears in several places encoded into the great pyramid
I'm not sure what I'm doing with that, but, there it is. Here's a video that decodes it by the great Randall Carlson if anyone wants to have a look just for fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7oyZGW99os
Yes, but the rapture is a precursor to a lot of what happens in the book of revelation. Point taken though.
Yeah, it's a weird thing for people to argue about, I've been to churches where entire sermons are preached about it and others that don't believe it, it seems like a thing that if it happens, it happens, but, you know that old Russian proverb. "Pray to God, but keep rowing towards shore."
What I've noticed about sermons, in general, is that the VAST MAJORITY of pastors (no matter what the stripe) rarely ever discuss THE BIBLE in its entirety.
Instead, they take one small snippet, and talk for an hour about their personal experience, or a friend of a friend of a friend who experienced something that somehow is sorta related to that snippet, but without any context whatsoever.
To me, that sort of thing has very little to nothing to do with the Bible and what it teaches.
Okay...but hear me out... They have roughly ONE HOUR to speak... Do you not see a bit of a conflict here? How many seminars have you sat through? Seminars are a bit different than sermons, by design...........
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I went to a church (non-denominational but close to Assemblies I think) on Easter one year with a friend. I expected the whole Easter message, but - nothing. Nothing at all about the Resurrection. They did a service no different than any other Sunday. My friend was shocked as well. I was dumbfounded.
You were probably at one of those non-denominational new-age "churches" that may as well be preaching modern Lutheranism, with trannies teaching the childrens' sermon!
Exactly! 😂🤣
Rapture means all the bad figs will go poof and all the good figs wll remain.
I doubt anyone in the media will be around to report anything.
The rapture means that the church is removed, so the seven year tribulation can proceed.
Slide, slide, slippity-slide
shills banished from the block, thank you c5
https://youtu.be/ibcDHmTCt-I
Idk anon. 60,000 peeps going poof from ayyyliens carries more weight than muh string & game theory.
Kek. Yea, we're currently discussing time-travel and I need to go watch something on Amazon Prime called "The Expanse" ... why do I feel my time spent beginning to expanse 😔
I don't get why he acts all cryptic and "can't share just yet..." when he could just say he believes Jesus in the future communicated with White Hats in our time using time travel & the internet to utilize things like Ingersoll & JuanO to spread the great awakening...
Because that's essentially what I took away from reading that comment tree. Oh wait! I think I just corrected my initial quandry. 🤔😳🤣
This sounds like Ben fullford level type shit… just a little more extreme
First of all, if this stuff actually happened, we would know about it instantly, not from some goofy ahh telegram grifter.
I firmly believe aliens exist, on sides of this war. And I also firmly believe that God is orchestrating everything in this situation to bring His plan to fruition despite the attacks by Satan ramping up ever faster.
As the world rushes towards Armageddon, God still holds full and total control. It had to be this way is not just a catchphrase.
CONSIDER THE VASTNESS OF SPACE
Programs exist outside public perception.
How many were revealed? I think that's telling enough.
Have you noticed the scientific breakthroughs lately? Did you see the NASA article where they found a contact binary moon orbiting an asteroid? Astronomers Baffled.
Did you see the CERN experiment where they basically proved that gravity is not produced by any particular particle, but seems to be woven into spacetime (which makes sense, but they hyped about the Higgs boson and then more exotic particles for years only to discover that those were nothing burgers.)
God's design trumps mans' machinations. Keep the ascension energy high, C5! By Q's crypticism, God's direction, and our autistic brains, we shall win BIGLY, and we shall make the universe great again!
For Valhalla or Aslan or whatever the phrase is! KEK!
Why don't you believe in the possibility of high-tech poof guns?
I have a high-tech poof gun.
Hehe..
We've had weapons that make people go poof since just before the end of WW2 in Japan. We just don't use them very often because they tend to poof more than one person.
lol, yeah ok, and queen romano didulo is running the whole operation.
romano didulo= i am our donald
So I read the image before reading the title, and got very worried that this was a sticky. Glad I was missing the context! Thank you for all that you do moderators!
Phew 😅
What a fun fantasy though!
hides alien proofing ray. Uh yeah, this is nonsense!
Let's dig into those 60,000 missing persons reports.
Or not.
Poof
Are you still here PLEASE TELL ME THEY DIDN'T GET YOU
https://files.catbox.moe/6elwyt.jpg
Ha Ha Ha! Complete with "date fagging"!
I am struggling to updoot this post...
You shouldn't, you absolutely should not
lol- okay...I will!
u/BrainDead. Care to comment on behalf of the "brain dead" Tara Miller? kek
Didn't plug the Intergalactic Federation? Shame. Lol
Sorry, Prime Directive, LOL
It is not aliens. Operators are active.
So, the next meme should be some special forces dudes with funny little springy antennas sticking out of their helmets? Haha
I just pictured it and broke out laughing 😂
Hello Kitty ears, damn it that's not even a meme, that's like today's military isn't it
"How long from conspiracy theory until fact?"
now
"How long from meme until fact?"
6 months, 6 months, 6 months all the time
It's a meme theme
No, just a meme with operators holding Poof Vaporizer Guns.
Those things are stored at Area 51, you know ...
Don't forget, wearing furry outfits
crazy stuff like this is generated and put out on purpose with the intent of discrediting particular movements, not ideal to interact with these people..lol
Ponticular?!? Are you making up words?
That being said, I completely agree with what you said if the word you meant to use was PARTICULAR...
Poof, they are gone. If only it was that easy.
S A U C E ?
Only 60,000? That low number should have been her clue.
That, or God is taking the 144,000 on the instalment plan
How true, the people on this site do wonderful, God's, work and it shows. Thanks to all of you.
Mainly, I just read and comment on some things.
I’m still here mr alleyeballsnonose
Translation?
He's confused because the aliens haven't picked him up yet
"alleyeballsnonose" is probably an alien.
This
I thought the entites were already here ruling us? Kek
KEK, yes, lol. The nice part about having scales is that I don't have to shave
Theory: who whips up shit like this --- https://hugelolcdn.com/i/780272.jpg
Those were real? I thought it was just the mushrooms.
"They" do like poisoning the wells .👃
Not for nothing, but I've seen at least AS retarded. ☕